Aries
Monday through Wednesday aren't a walk in the park, but who needs walking? Who needs parks? And, actually, the proverbial meaning of the phrase aside, a walk in a park would be perfect for your mood the first half of the week. You don't feel like being around other people. They're driving you crazy. What could be better than grass and trees and sunshine? On Thursday and Friday, you come out of your shell, largely because of one person in particular (although these aren't romantic days). The weekend isn't romantic either.
Taurus
Your relationship gets pretty intense at the start of the week. Whatever's happening is totally confusing, and you're likely to feel territorial and weird because of the issue at hand, but also just because you're confused. You're the kind of person who likes to know things. (And like most people, you sometimes fill in the gaps, erroneously, when you don't know something.) By Thursday, you have more information and you're feeling more philosophical about it. By Saturday, you feel fantastic. You see things completely opposite from how you saw them at the start of the week.
Gemini
From Monday through Wednesday, your head fills with new information. It's bewildering. All the things you don't know about this person! The more you learn the more you realize you don't know. That's part of what makes relationships so satisfying. On Thursday and Friday, you two are joined at the hip. You seem like you've always been together, so much so that a stranger might ask if you're siblings. This weekend, a strange tension arises over something neither of you feels like discussing. Do what you can to steer the conversation in that direction.
Cancer
The sky above you may be clear and sunny, but you're all clouds and confusion inside. You're on the verge of making some big decisions and the stress is taking its toll. From Monday through Wednesday, someone is trying to get you involved in something, but you're not sure you have the time. (If you're not sure, you don't.) On Thursday and Friday, you have almost no energy, not even any energy for seeing you-know-who. That's completely unlike you. On Saturday, consider staying home, taking a bath, and spending time with your special someone. That's about as social as your weekend gets.
Leo
From Monday through Wednesday, you're totally self-centered, but not in an annoying way. You're self-centered in a curious, probing way. You're trying to figure something out. You're looking at your relationship with you-know-who deeply. Then, on Thursday and Friday, all that goes out the window and you two have a fantastic couple of days together. If you haven't already committed to being with this person for life, the idea will float across your mind, somewhere in between laughing so hard it hurts and passionately embracing. If you can't be around each other this weekend, call them a lot.
Virgo
Show this person how much you like them from Monday through Wednesday by taking an interest in what they want to talk about even if it's wonky or work related or simply just not something you care about. Find a reason to care. Besides, it's cute to see someone talk and talk about something they're so passionate about. On Thursday and Friday, take some sort of risk. Buy them a random gift. Or say yes without hesitation to their spontaneous idea for a date. Saturday and Sunday happen to be two of the most romantic days you've had in ages.
Libra
Change is in the air Monday through Wednesday, and while you're excited about it, you're also feeling slightly anxious about money. Or else you're feeling excited about money but anxious about change. Either way, you're doing this with your special someone. Whatever happens, at least you'll have each other. On Thursday and Friday, you two have a conversation that wanders into all kinds of territory. It's terrific to just sit and talk and not give a thought to the rest of the world. This weekend, you end up talking a lot about the past.
Scorpio
It's too bad you're already in a relationship, because people are drawn to you like flies to honey from Monday through Wednesday. When you became honey in their minds you have no idea. Haven't you been honey all along? But the attention is undeniably flattering. Just when you need reassurance that the person you've chosen to be with is in fact the right person to be with, reassurance comes on Thursday or Friday. This person is too good to be true. Hold on to them! This weekend, determination and willpower are required of you.
Sagittarius
Your imagination is entertaining you from Monday through Wednesday, much more so than the actual world is entertaining you, and it makes sense that you wouldn't want to be distracted. Maybe a nap with you-know-who is in order. Is there anything sweeter in the world than taking a nap with someone? There is not. On Thursday and Friday, you two go on some kind of adventure together, not a real adventure, no jungles or anything. Maybe just a walk across town. But everything you do with them feels like an adventure. This weekend, go for more walks. They're so romantic.
Capricorn
If you need advice in the love realm, ask a friend who has success in the love realm. (The people who are most eager to give advice about love are often the people who have the least success with it. No one knows why.) Your friends are pretty brilliant. You have a great talk with someone and, on Thursday and Friday, you wake up utterly buoyed by idealism. You really want this relationship to stay great, and all signs are pointing in that direction. This weekend, you say or do something that makes your special someone refer to you as a rock star.
Aquarius
No matter how things are going with you-know-who, you feel like enjoying some alone time from Monday through Wednesday. Not three straight days, just more than you usually ask for. Figure out a way to get it without hurting your special someone's feelings. On Thursday and Friday, you're over your want-to-be-alone-ness and to celebrate you propose a picnic in the park. Just you two. Or perhaps some other couples too. And some Frisbees. And some dogs. And food! Treat Thursday and Friday as your weekend, because your actual weekend's pretty quiet.
Pisces
Things are pretty confusing from Monday through Wednesday. You'd be wise to avoid shady characters and anything that seems too good to be true. Romance doesn't figure very strongly into your week, although it's possible that the uncertainty you're feeling can be traced back to your love life. On Thursday and Friday, the skies clear and you can finally see where you're going. Your boss may be driving you crazy, but at least you have someone to tell about it later. The weekend is a pleasure. You're constantly surrounded by friends.