Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
This morning you'll find yourself making compromises you wouldn't have thought yourself capable of just a few months ago. This diplomacy will pay off in the afternoon, when you find your relationships on more solid ground.
Taurus
This morning you'll be inclined toward wild daydreams and improbable reveries. But you'll settle down by the time afternoon rolls around. Trust your instincts when it comes to decisions. Your practical side is finally making itself known.
Gemini
You'll daydream about a deserted tropical island today or a dogsled race in the Arctic. These things might be impossible, but you can certainly travel to a closer paradise. Ask around; you might even persuade a friend to come with you.
Cancer
This morning may be a bit rough going, but this afternoon your efforts will all be extraordinarily effective and efficient. The minute you put your mind toward a desired goal, you'll perceive the best way how to get it done.
Leo
You're not sure when your friends decided you had such great taste, but suddenly everyone's asking your advice. You'll find yourself advising them about fashion, music and even items far beyond your purchasing power.
Virgo
You want to express yourself, but rules and regulations are making that difficult. Pour out your feelings on paper. A friend would love to get a letter, and it will help calm your frustrations when it comes to responsibilities.
Libra
Today you'll run into someone who loves to try to predict behavior based on personality tests, but this person will be confounded when it comes to you. How can you sustain such optimism when you're so rational about the world?
Scorpio
You can tell a lot about a person by whether they prefer Big Bird or Oscar the Grouch. Against your better judgment, you'll find yourself encountering the mopey type today. Don't worry if your enthusiasm fails to cheer them up.
Sagittarius
This evening is a minefield of potential communication difficulties, especially with your parents. The best strategy is to be clear and succinct. Stick to who, what and where. You can save the 'why' for later, when the course is clear.
Capricorn
This morning you'll be up to all kinds of extravagant daydreams, but by the time the afternoon rolls around, you'll be ready to hunker down and get to business. The weekend hasn't even started yet, and you're planning for next Saturday.
Aquarius
This morning you'll be in your element: strong, capable, and filled with the determination to leave your mark on the world. Early this evening, you'll encounter some resistance. Seems like someone else might resent your boldness.
Pisces
Your mood will be chilly this morning, but as the day presses on, you'll feel yourself loosening up. You'll squirm in your chair, you'll tap your feet on the way home and dance in your bedroom with the stereo turned up.
