Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
Who's your enemy today? Boredom, with a capital B. Steer clear of anything dull and head straight for the action. Can't find something fun to do? Create your own excitement -- on your own or with some help from a friend.
Taurus
Are you feeling lonely? Or just feeling like a loner these days? It's okay to chill on your own. You don't need a constant companion to fit in. Use this time to consider where you've been and where you're going.
Gemini
Sometimes you feel as if you're too smart for your own good. But not today! That extreme intelligence will help you make deep connections with people -- especially cute people, hot people. Romance is definitely in the air.
Cancer
When's the last time you did something nice for yourself? Okay, maybe it was like one minute ago. So what? Taking care of yourself is always important, so for today, look out for number one. (Yep, that's you.)
Leo
Treat yourself to some big, giant fun today. You have the energy and enthusiasm to live out any super-sized plan you can dream up -- so don't let anything hold you back!
Virgo
Take a risk! You might feel as if you're ready for the next big step, but something is keeping you from taking the leap. Is it guilt? Your sense of responsibility? Take time out from your conscientious side and break free.
Libra
Yell if it makes you feel better, but make sure you're shouting in the right direction. Don't tell your best friend where to go when you're really mad at yourself. You're full of emotion, but you need to strike a balance.
Scorpio
You don't have to get yourself in a pickle to have a good time. Have fun but be smart and stay out of trouble. Your good-kid status will give you the freedom for even more adventure.
Sagittarius
Your enthusiasm and energy just keep riding high. When you're done bouncing off the walls today (and making everybody laugh), try to take time out to do something nice for one of your buds.
Capricorn
Things might seem difficult today -- but don't give up! You just need to maintain your discipline and stick to the plan. Events could be turning in your favor without your even knowing.
Aquarius
If you're on a boat today, expect others to salute and call you captain. You're a natural leader right now, and everybody just wants to be near you. Enjoy the attention (and don't shout out annoying orders!).
Pisces
It's good to be right, right? Just don't gloat over it -- especially if you're right and some authority figure (a teacher? a parent?) is wrong. You can pat yourself on the back later, when they're not looking.