Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
You are feeling so good and full of energy that you might just pop. It's a great time to show off for the people you want to get to know better -- or just want to see smiling a little.
Taurus
You may come across a bit too egotistical today -- even though you're certainly not! It's just that people are more likely to interpret innocent gestures as coming from that weird place.
Gemini
You and your friends are tossing big ideas back and forth --but you're not taking it all that seriously! It's all fun for you, and while one friend might take it the wrong way, you can get back on their good side.
Cancer
Today is all about improvement -- especially when it has to do with your stuff! You may find it's easier or cheaper than you originally thought, so upgrade to something that means an awful lot to you.
Leo
You have what it takes to get things done today, whether you're asking out that total hottie or scoring a few extra points on that big test. If you believe in yourself -- and you do -- it's all good.
Virgo
People are so hard to deal with today! You may find that it's easier to hole up on your own somewhere, but if your phone or computer is on, expect constant harassment from your friends.
Libra
Make sure you can spend some serious time with your people today -- they have more going on than you realize. If nothing else, you might be able to get something of your own going.
Scorpio
You and your ego are going to take a hit today -- but that's a good thing! Believe it or not, sometimes when you feel bad about something, it's what you need to make the right kind of change in your life.
Sagittarius
Your sweet energy is making life great for your friends and family, even if there's no special reason for your generosity. Make sure they're all getting more or less equal attention from you.
Capricorn
Don't be too surprised to find that someone close has been hiding something from you. It's not the end of the world -- not by a long shot -- but you'll need to deal with it for a while.
Aquarius
You have got to deal with some seriously entrenched ideas among friends or family -- they may be driving you crazy, in fact! If you can just chill out for an hour, though, the answer should come.
Pisces
Even though it seems as if the whole world is going nuts, go your own way and just chill out. In fact, it's best if you just stick to your own business and let others have their dramas.
