Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
Make sure you can handle all the requests that come your way today -- you may have to put off some pet project or even just relaxation. Other people just have to take priority for now!
Taurus
Something small turns your daily routine into something a little weirder and cooler; the situation might have a lingering influence, so get used to it! You may decide to share or hoard the novelty.
Gemini
You're zipping around with the best kind of energy today -- and it makes almost everything good fun for you and your friends (or at least those lucky enough to tag along with you).
Cancer
Face it -- things are weird around the house today! That doesn't mean it's time to head out and try to forget about your troubles, because if you face them now, they'll blow away sooner.
Leo
You and at least one of your friends are having fun and getting along like crazy -- even if you were fighting just the other day. It's a great time for to see what new heights of madness you can reach!
Virgo
Do whatever you can to keep your wallet full today -- or at least as full as it can get! It's way too easy to fall for temptation right now, and you must save bucks for later.
Libra
You're an unstoppable flirt machine today, and the people in your life (mostly) love it! If you're seeing someone they might get jealous, but other than that, you have the world eating from your hands.
Scorpio
Chill out and let that big decision just float around in your mind a bit longer. Things should be a lot clearer in a few days, so if you can wait that long, you definitely should.
Sagittarius
You and your people are in a special place right now, seemingly far away from any cares about the real world. It's great, and while you know it won't last forever, enjoy it while it lasts!
Capricorn
Do something big that can affect your future -- and you're not afraid at all! It's one of those times when you're glad you have that inner stability that keeps you standing firm.
Aquarius
Your brain is firing on all cylinders right now, so it's the perfect time to take care of schoolwork. If you haven't quite started yet, then maybe you should just lose yourself in puzzles or something similar.
Pisces
Watch out for problems with your best friend -- the issues may not pop up for quite a while after the initial irritation. You can work through it if you both stay conscious of what's most important.
