Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
You need a little more cash to keep things running smoothly. See if you can figure out how to shake a little more out of your current situation or go looking for extra work. The holidays have a way of cleaning you out, don't they?
Taurus
Drop anything if one of your people needs you. Even though you have a rep for loyalty, go above and beyond the call of duty right now and make sure they know you're there for them.
Gemini
A buzz is going on around that you might not like very much, but don't pretend you can avoid it just by poking your fingers in your ears. Take it head on and refute the rumors. If you're asked to divulge a secret -- keep it to yourself.
Cancer
Problems with an authority figure are brewing, especially if you don't learn to bite your tongue and fast. The flak is just not worth it this time. Turn your attention toward being helpful -- that's where you'll get the most value for your efforts.
Leo
It's a good time for endings and thinking about the future. Even if you think they're stupid, start working up a list. You might surprise yourself. Don't hesitate to share your thoughts will a friend.
Virgo
You're not bored right now, just a little unfocused. It's a great time to shut out the rest of the world and try to figure out what's going on inside. The answers will come more quickly than you'd think.
Libra
Someone's not owning up to their business, and it's totally up to you to call them out or let them seethe. Unfortunately, they will have to deal with some subliminal troubles until they get over it. Just don't get too involved.
Scorpio
Sometimes your stuff just gets in the way. Don't hang on too tightly to your gear -- right now you're in a good space to clear out your closet and donate yesterday's fashions to the thrift store. Out with the old; in with the new!
Sagittarius
One word: boring. It might be a drag, but if you can get past all of your chores and whatnot, you'll finally be able to do what you really want to do. No shortcuts, though -- if you mess up, you may have to do it again.
Capricorn
Okay, now it's time to do some serious chilling. If you've been slaving away at chores or some other project, you have to come to a complete stop and just get a groove on.
Aquarius
Everything is nutty right now, and you're loving it. Madness may be eating up your family and friends -- it's as if you have front-row seats at Jerry Springer. Just sit back and watch the drama. After all, you love it!
Pisces
It's all about making new things or coming up with new ideas right now. A love connection may be in it for you if you play your cards right, but don't get your hopes up just yet. This situation can go either way.
