Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
It's a long, slow day, but don't let it drag you down. It's a great time to dig out your old toys and gear. See if you can squeeze any last bits of fun out of them before they end up on eBay.
Taurus
You're high on life and ready for anything that comes your way. You're in the right place to check in with that hottie you're crushed out on if that's what you want.
Gemini
Are you starting to see a pattern here? Seems as if every time you build up speed, something happens to slow you down. Maybe it's time to pace yourself.
Cancer
You'll feel super energized and it might be hard to sit still, but you'll need to pay attention to at least one seemingly boring lecture or conversation from the adults -- it'll actually have the answer you need.
Leo
You're on the verge of a major change in the way you see the world. It won't be much fun for the first few minutes, but after you've gotten yourself together, you'll wonder how you ever managed before.
Virgo
Your and your closest friends are closer than ever right now, though maybe only when you're around to hold things together. If you all get out of the house and start moving, there are no limits for any of you.
Libra
It's all about the good times right now, and your people won't be able to help but dance along with you. If you can sneak in a little impromptu party, so much the better.
Scorpio
You might find yourself in a weird position -- someone is holding you at arm's length. Don't push it, though. They'll let you in when they're ready. In the meantime, lie low and don't be too available.
Sagittarius
You have what it takes to say what you feel right now, so go to town. Speak your mind whenever you get the chance and you'll make a good impression wherever you go.
Capricorn
You're on fire -- maybe you feel like writing or getting nutty with the computer, but one way or another your creative juices are flowing and can't be stopped.
Aquarius
Parents or other older folks are going to be a serious drag on your fun, but if you get beyond the boredom you might pick up a useful thing or two from their past.
Pisces
Your creative side is totally dominant right now, and there's no escape for you or your people. Writing poetry or love notes or even just silly doodles will keep you happy and busy.
