Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
You're full of energy and can't contain yourself. So after you've stuffed yourself with lots of food, try to burn it off with a physical activity. What about a game of flag football? Whatever it is, you'll have fun.
Taurus
Find a way to sneak out of today's chores and duties for now. A little slacking won't kill anybody, and you could definitely use the break. After all, a person can only wash so many dishes and clean up so much wrapping paper.
Gemini
You're all talk and that's a good thing, especially when the conversation dies down to an uncomfortable lull. People will line up to hear what you have to say, even the adults, so make sure to give each one their due.
Cancer
Sure, it's a good day, but you're in rare form, and everyone will have to watch their step around you. You're twice as sassy as usual and ready to pounce on whoever steps out of line. That's just how it has to be.
Leo
It's a wonderful day -- don't be surprised if someone new zips into your life during your family's weekly dinner. Expect a big change from the existence you're used to -- and most likely, you'll love it!
Virgo
You and your friends will be hissing and spitting at each other like tough old tomcats once you're released from today's duties. But it's all show, even if you're the only one who realizes it yet. That's what happens when you're cooped up.
Libra
Groups give you the creeps right now, but you can't escape it. Unless you're on a deserted island, today is all about family and friends -- nothing but groups of people. Just chill and enjoy what you can. You'll be back in social butterfly mode pretty soon.
Scorpio
Happiness has a way of inspiring you, so get out a notebook or calendar and start making plans. You usually can just wing it, but right now so much is going on that you'll have to sketch things out to make them happen.
Sagittarius
Adults equal boredom. So if your younger siblings and cousins will let you, hang out with them for a while. Kids know what's going on, at least today, and you'll learn something just by watching and listening to their conversations.
Capricorn
Do people tell you that you worry too much? Well, now is the time to prove them wrong. Dump all those unresolved fears down the drain and see how much better you feel. After all, it's Christmas Day, and you have not a worry in the world!
Aquarius
If you can tear yourself away from the daily festivities at some point, take the rest of the day to chill, preferably with your friends. You might feel the itch to do something, but you'll do best staying put and just working the conversation.
Pisces
Someone has a secret -- it's probably about a new gift -- and you're just about to get them to spill it. Don't be too obvious or you'll freak them out. Don't stray too far: make sure you're there when they finally start talking.
