Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
Sound your trumpet and get ready to charge! Others will follow your lead today, so long as you can walk the walk and talk the talk. Be bold and take action.
Taurus
Keep on the lookout for wisecrackers and weirdos today. They might try to sass you just to see what you'll do. Don't give them the satisfaction of even the slightest reaction.
Gemini
You're all riled up and ready for something new. So what's it going to be? Something simple like a pair of new shoes? Or do you need an entirely new attitude? Trust your instincts, and take a big chance.
Cancer
It's time to play make-believe, like when you were a kid. Today, pretend you're a mad scientist, brimming with brilliant new ideas. You might feel silly, but others will be impressed by and attracted to your crazy intelligence.
Leo
Whoa! Where did all these people come from, getting in your way? You might be annoyed at first, but take a closer look -- these pesky pals might just be slowing you down from doing something stupid.
Virgo
Sometimes friends can be so thick in the head, you wonder why they're your friends at all. But take a deep breath, you perfectionist! Instead of telling them they're being stupid, even if they are, try some helpful advice instead.
Libra
The grumbling you're hearing is coming from where you'd least expect it: home, home on the range. Before you can have a good day, you need to resolve a family problem. Now's the time to make nice.
Scorpio
Expect today to feel just like the formula for a blockbuster movie: an explosive beginning followed by some laughs, some romance, a big misunderstanding and then finally everything works out for you at the last minute. The end.
Sagittarius
Keep it coming! You're on a roll today, especially in conversations -- in person, on the phone, via email or through text. People, that includes cute people, can't get enough of your quick wit and sassy panache. Charm, impress, repeat.
Capricorn
Tired of those same old moves? It's time to learn a few new dance steps to add to your routine. Been too quiet lately? Let out a yell. Been too ho-hum? Add some sparkle to your attitude.
Aquarius
Who doesn't like you? Today, nobody. And if nobody doesn't like you ... that naturally means everyone does! You're on a roll, and people can't help but fall for your flirtatious charms.
Pisces
Sure, you've been around the block and earned your share of wisdom -- but when did you become such an astounding expert at advice? Today you'll be interpreting dreams, making spot-on predictions and giving out guidance to everyone.
