Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
Life is good for you and your people right now. Get in touch with everyone and try to put together a meet-up. Don't worry about what's to come, just enjoy the moment.
Taurus
It's like there's someone else at the wheel of your body right now -- you're moving faster than usual, and even though you're pretty safe, it might feel scary.
Gemini
You don't have a thing to worry about right now -- the flow is good, and you're right in the middle of it all. It's a good time to reach out to your people.
Cancer
You've been talking yourself into something crazy -- but not so crazy that it'll make headlines. Go for it, if for no other reason than to break out of your usual mold.
Leo
You're feeling super-social and would like nothing better than to just kick it with a few of your people and talk about your big dreams with them.
Virgo
Homework is a big deal for you now. Go over it twice -- or three times, if you're already a perfectionist. If you get it exactly right, the rewards will be worth it.
Libra
You're full of good brainy energy and ready to get down with your people and really figure out how to take things to another level. Make it happen.
Scorpio
Watch your schoolwork (or maybe your paid work). Something tiny -- microscopic, even -- could totally trip you up and make you rework tons of effort if you don't catch it first.
Sagittarius
You're full of original thoughts, but none of them seem to really be taking hold. Don't worry too much about finding something real right now.
Capricorn
Geez, what will it take to just shut everyone up? It seems like random chatter is totally consuming your airwaves right now, and it's driving you nuts. Have patience.
Aquarius
Today, someone is going to totally knock you for a loop, romantically speaking. Look for the one with smart, kind eyes.
Pisces
There's too much pressure! It's like there's this weight that's bearing down on you, but you can't figure out where it's coming from. Could it be ... from yourself, maybe? Try to chill and lie low for the day.
