Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
You're the fastest thing on wheels (or heels, or high-tops or whatever). You're untouchable and pretty much everything you touch picks up speed along with you.
Taurus
You'll be tempted to throw down some mad cash (more than you can really part with) for something cool -- but is it cool enough that you'll still be wanting to pay for it next year?
Gemini
There are new people in your immediate future. You'll enjoy meeting them, and vice versa -- so most likely you'll make a few new friends out of the deal.
Cancer
You've got a hall pass for almost unregulated behavior. Use it wisely, or you might not get another opportunity like this for a long, long time.
Leo
Someone close to you has something they want to say, but they're not sure how. Try to get people to open up around you and you'll learn a lot.
Virgo
You're facing a mystery day -- it could be the best ever or one of the worst in recent memory. Try to play it safe until you see which way the winds blow.
Libra
Ring up a friend and start talking. You've got a lot on your mind, and most likely they'll be in a listening mood. It's a perfect match, so don't feel shy.
Scorpio
There's something hiding just beneath the surface of your conversation with a friend today. See if you can pry it out -- you'll learn something shocking if you do.
Sagittarius
You might not be in every club and activity in the world, but it does seem that you're stretched pretty thin right now. Pick one big thing and stick with it for a while.
Capricorn
Homework will be way easier than usual. In fact, it's a really good idea to turn your attention to bigger projects now, while you've got a certain clarity of mind.
Aquarius
Your energy is almost exactly in sync with that of the universe, so you should have no troubles making it through any challenges you face.
Pisces
Think big -- really big. You need to forget about the problems right in front of you for a minute and look at the future and where you'll be several years from now. Perspective changes everything.