Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
You can hardly wait for the big event that's coming up, but you've got to sit still for now. Try to relax and focus on the things right in front of you.
Taurus
A little romance never hurt anyone, and you've got a little heading your way. If you're shy, open up just a little. If you're extroverted, look inside for a sec.
Gemini
You'll be just about to give up when suddenly you'll get a second wind. It's no fluke -- every now and then you get a bonus round, and now's the time.
Cancer
This time it's up to you to rouse yourself out of your sleepyheaded ways. It won't be too hard, either -- you're way more inspired than you have been.
Leo
You want the world and you want it now -- but it won't be that easy, and you know it. Set your sights a little lower for now and you'll come away happy.
Virgo
You're feeling a little stir-crazy right now. If you can find a way to hit the road, even for a little while, you'll feel a lot better. Grab a pal and make a plan.
Libra
Explore something different from your normal haunts, especially if there's another culture to be experienced. You'll be surprised at how you feel when it's all over.
Scorpio
You're hurting a little, but don't let it drag you down too far. Ask for help, even if it hurts your pride -- if that's the worst that happens, you're doing pretty well.
Sagittarius
Finish your homework and chores before you even think about anything else. Sounds like nagging, but this time you'll actually see a difference when you're done.
Capricorn
Clutter is bad, at least for now. Do something about it and you'll feel a lot better about how things are going for you. Don't worry, it doesn't have to turn into a regular thing for you.
Aquarius
Let your inner freak run wild and do whatever it wants. Don't worry -- you won't do any permanent damage to the walls or your reputation. If anything, you might come out ahead.
Pisces
Your artistic side is in full bloom right now, so set aside those science books for the moment and get to drawing or playing with Photoshop or whatever turns your crank.
