Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
Your stuff might be getting to you more than you know. Maybe now is the time to get rid of things, either with a sale or just packing it off for a donation.
Taurus
You're feeling giddy and excited and a little too cool for school. That should be fine as long as you can manage to relate your energy to the events going on around you.
Gemini
Stay on track all day. It won't be a big pile of fun, but it will help you later in the week, when you might get overwhelmed by good times and unable to work.
Cancer
If you're at your wit's end, try the obvious: Put on a big smile and ask politely. You'll be amazed how well it works -- especially this time.
Leo
Try not to let your ego stomp on your friends' delicate toes. You need them more than you know, and you might be coming to them for help sooner than you think.
Virgo
Teamwork is everything right now. If you've been going it alone for a while, then try to buddy up with someone. You're in a state of mind where almost anyone will get along with you.
Libra
If you've had any doubts, you can drop them now. There's someone who is definitely interested in you and just needs a little encouragement to move forward.
Scorpio
Open yourself up to new people for a little while. You've got nothing to lose by making new friends, and the new input might get you further than you'd think.
Sagittarius
Math and history will come naturally to you -- and anything else that needs a good memory and an eye for detail. Keep your focus and you can groove out later.
Capricorn
Look forward to a cool day, even if you're tied up with things you think you'll hate. The good-time vibe will be inescapable for you and a select few.
Aquarius
School isn't always boring for you, but today might win a new award for curing insomnia. Try to stay awake all day and you'll find something cool hidden in the dryness.
Pisces
Your writing skills are great today, so put them to use. Whether it's homework or a love note or a ten-year plan for global domination, you'll make the most of it.
