Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
You'll be the first to spot it -- the next big thing, that is. It's totally up to you what to do with the info. Share the love, or keep it to yourself for now.
Taurus
You might be naturally chill, but that doesn't make you slow. Keep up your own pace today, even if your people are chattering away like monkeys hopped up on sugar.
Gemini
Everyone is all talk, and while you might be into that sometimes, right now you're bored and want some action. You'll have to be the one to make things happen.
Cancer
Someone might light a fire under you, but don't go ballistic on them -- yet. Bide your time. This might all blow over without any need for getting all Dirty Harry.
Leo
You thought you knew exactly where you stood on some issue, but someone new is going to turn your head around completely. Get ready for some big new ideas.
Virgo
There might be problems going on now involving mathematics. Take all the time you need to figure them out, and by all means call in the calculators and the mathletes if necessary.
Libra
You're falling in love -- but it might not be a romantic thing. Some part of you is totally going nuts for something big and new and crazy, so enjoy it!
Scorpio
Even though you think you can handle it all, stay away from direct confrontations, especially with your people. The better you know them, the more you know how to push each other's buttons.
Sagittarius
Is there someone hot you've got an eye on? Right now is a great time to let them know how you're feeling -- and the more creative you are in saying it, the better.
Capricorn
You'll totally feel like blowing off chores or homework or some other responsibility, but if you do it will throw you into a cycle of catch-up that will last for a long time.
Aquarius
Suddenly, all those odd ideas and clues rearrange themselves into an identifiable pattern and you get ten times smarter -- at least in that one area.
Pisces
Odds are that you pay more attention to your dreams than most folks. Good for you -- but keep a watch out today and tonight. You're in the perfect mental state for fooling yourself into thinking something you dreamed is real.
