Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
You're recharging your batteries slowly and don't need any outside stimulation right now. Try to just stay on the down low and keep to yourself for a while.
Taurus
Today is all about the group. Try to latch onto your people and don't let go. For the most part, this won't be too hard -- people will be looking for anchors like you.
Gemini
You've got way too much to do to worry about little things like talking with friends. Put them off for a while so you can attend to all your little projects.
Cancer
You're a regular detective as you ferret out clues and figure out what's really going on around you. There might be something big waiting for you.
Leo
Something looks a lot better than it really is, so be careful. It might even be a person, so take a second look before getting too close.
Virgo
It might be exasperating when you realize that you're the only one who seems to care about what's going on, but it's actually just a short-lived phase.
Libra
You've got too much going on to try anything new right now, no matter how cool and tempting it seems. Let go of some of your other stuff before jumping n.
Scorpio
You know all those nutty ideas you've been storing away for later? Well, now is later, and you're in the right place to make at least one of them come to life.
Sagittarius
Leave anything valuable at home -- you've got some serious butterfingers today, and might lose anything at any time. It wouldn't be your fault, exactly, but it could still sting. Be cautious!
Capricorn
Whatever you do, expect good feelings to come out of it. If you can work it so you're involved with art or music, it'll be an explosion of creativity.
Aquarius
Even though you're surrounded by the masses, you know you're number one. The more certain you are, the more the crowd will focus on you -- have fun with it.
Pisces
Listen to your people, but don't let them decide for you. Right now you're on top of the charts, so it's a good time to set out in a new direction.