Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
It's all about getting places. If you know where you want to be, you're almost there. If not, start putting it all together and move on it quickly.
Taurus
Assume the fighting position -- somebody's going to get up in your grill today for no good reason. You won't actually be fighting, but you might feel more aggro than usual.
Gemini
Lost in thought? Hmm ... maybe. Yep, you're definitely out in space today, but don't let it worry you -- some killer ideas are coming in loud and clear.
Cancer
Money troubles could come up -- but not the normal kind. You and your people can't agree on how or where or maybe even why to spend the money you have.
Leo
Try to let go of some of those positive feelings -- you've got plenty, and too many will make it look like you're totally full of yourself.
Virgo
You'll get hit with a lightning bolt of inspiration and will find a new way to keep your life humming along smoother than ever. Let a few close people in on it.
Libra
It's all about the good times for you right now as you sync up with the world's vibrations. If you're looking for a little love connection, you might meet the right person.
Scorpio
Everything is a little out of whack around the house for now -- even more so than usual. Try to chill and sink beneath it all, but don't worry if the drama catches up to you. You can deal.
Sagittarius
Meeting cool new people has never been easier -- you're feeling at ease and chattier than usual, so walk up to that mysterious stranger and see where a few words can take you.
Capricorn
Be tight with the Benjamins and all the other dead presidents on paper -- you've got to hang onto what you've got for a little while longer. New information is coming.
Aquarius
You're crackling with this high-energy vibe that might get out of control. Don't run away from it, but don't let it run away with you, either.
Pisces
It's like you're running for Class Saint -- all you can do is help out wherever you think you're needed. Score some points and do what's right, but take care of your own needs, too.