Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
Now's the best time to really think about your future. It's a little daunting, but you can see things more clearly than usual, so you can make the best decisions right now.
Taurus
Do your own thing, even if it means not being in sync with your group. You're a little out of step right now, but that's nothing to freak out about.
Gemini
You know those moments you have sometimes when it feels like you're seeing things with someone else's eyes? A big one is just around the corner.
Cancer
It feels a little like you're lost in the funhouse -- except it's not so much fun. People will calm down and stop acting weird before you know it.
Leo
Take a deep breath and count to ten. If that doesn't work, try 100. If you have to go as high as 1,000 before you're calm, you need to figure out why your people aggravate you so much.
Virgo
You're on a collision course with a close friend -- try not to say anything that could be taken the wrong way. If you do offend them, you'll need to let them chill for a while before making up.
Libra
You're usually pretty insightful, but today you're almost bordering on the spooky. If someone needs some help putting it all together, you're totally the go-to person.
Scorpio
Watch out -- there's trouble brewing in your little group. Try to make nice with everyone, but don't get too grumpy if they all go postal on each other.
Sagittarius
You're just about as open to new ideas as you can be -- right? Maybe it's time to check yourself and see if you can find a new way to beat the system.
Capricorn
Turn your daily schedule topsy-turvy and try to follow your bliss. It might get you in a little trouble, but it will be worth it to experience a new kind of freedom.
Aquarius
Looks like you're number one, at least for now. Wallow in it, and let yourself get a little puffy around the head area -- you could use some more ego.
Pisces
There's something big coming down soon. It might be something new at school, it might be a new job, or a chance at romance. Whatever it is, be ready for it -- you'll need to adjust fast.
