Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
You've got good friends, but there are more waiting for you to find them. Go out of your way to chat up new people, or just anyone you find interesting.
Taurus
Someone you thought you liked really starts to pick on you -- or at least, that's what it feels like. See if you can let them know how you feel without stomping on them.
Gemini
A new kid -- maybe a transfer student or someone who moves in nearby -- is about to shake up your world, probably for the better. Make them feel welcome.
Cancer
Looks like once again, you're the only one in the group who knows what time it is. Let the rest of them flail around -- you won't be able to share your wisdom just yet.
Leo
You're hanging on too tightly to something that's really not such a big deal. Try letting go -- and you just might find something that's worthwhile to latch onto.
Virgo
The littlest mistake this morning will make your whole day crazy. Don't try to stop it, though -- you've got to deal with it if you want to move on.
Libra
Is there someone you've been meaning to say 'hi' to, but never get the chance? Now's the time to step up and start talking. You're more in touch than you think you are.
Scorpio
Whoa there, tiger! You've been scoping out the fringes of life, and having a good time, but for now, you've got to keep it real with your closest people.
Sagittarius
You're the leader of the club, at least for now. You're feeling more than a little above it all, but definitely ready to take charge of a new adventure.
Capricorn
You've got a sneak peek at the days ahead coming sometime today -- so be ready for it. There shouldn't be anything spooky on your screen, but it might be a little weird to be so tuned in with the future.
Aquarius
You've been hiding out for just a little too long. Peek out and see if your shadow scares you -- but even if it does, you still have to join the rest of the world.
Pisces
Your mind is expanding faster than you can keep up with, but it's not as big a deal as you're afraid it is. Just let it happen and you'll grow into it.