Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
You're unstoppable! You've got energy to burn today, and you'll be a social whirlwind, attractive and charming as you dash through your day. Enjoy the hustle and bustle, but don't be afraid to slow things back down tonight.
Taurus
Lighten up, toughster! You might be feeling all rough and gruff, but what today needs is more comedy and less drama. Let that serious side go, and instead seek out something more silly.
Gemini
You're a fast-talker with plenty of charm -- and that means you don't always take the direct approach. Change up your strategy for today, though. You can get what (or even who!) you want, just by asking.
Cancer
There's no school today, so no worries, right? Think again. You're still getting hassled, even on the home front, so lay low and try to avoid trouble. (You're good at that.)
Leo
Bring the noise! School's out, and you need to mix things up -- even if it's just a goofy night with friends. Stimulate your brain, but don't forget your body either. (Maybe some dancing or something athletic is in order?)
Virgo
Don't imitate. Innovate! If you can have the courage to be yourself -- whether that's the way you dress or talk or whatever -- others will find themselves helpless to resist your charms.
Libra
Trust that hard-working brain of yours. You might feel a little overwhelmed by your options right now (at school and with friends), but don't worry. You'll make the right choice.
Scorpio
If you're feeling moody and introverted today, run with it. Curl up on the couch and let others come to you. Admiring phone calls, text messages and/or emails are on the way ...
Sagittarius
You're as fun-loving as they come, and you're hard to make mad. That live-and-let-laugh philosophy, though, will be harder to live by today. Others might try to bring out your grumpy side, so be ready for trouble.
Capricorn
Feel the heat? That's the spotlight on you, super-star. Everyone's eyes are on you -- and why not, really? You're as funny, foxy and full of life as ever. Enjoy the applause, and don't be stingy signing autographs.
Aquarius
Be persistent! It's been a long week and you might feel like you're ready to throw in the towel. Don't give up just yet, though. Success (and, more importantly, fun) is right around the corner.
Pisces
Don't get hung up on perfection today, no matter how things go. Failure is always temporary -- assuming you're willing to get up the next day and try again.
