Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
You might feel like a born competitor one minute, then doubting yourself and down in the dumps the next. Don't let the mood swings get the best of you! Have faith in yourself. It's only a phase.
Taurus
You're a lover, not a fighter -- and that means you're nice enough to surrender the spotlight when a friend wants to be the star of the show. You're a good pal, and your kindness will be rewarded.
Gemini
Spreading gossip is just way too much fun. Sadly, you'll need to curb that appetite for scandal (for today, at least). Rumors could have a way of sneaking back to bite you.
Cancer
You're way too smart to stay bored for long. Things might get dull today, but fortunately you're there to add some action. Have as much fun as you can (without getting caught, of course!).
Leo
You were right and they were wrong -- but don't bother crying for an apology, because it just ain't happening. Maybe nobody else is taking the high road these days, but that just means more wide-open room for you.
Virgo
Try to skate your way past any stressful situations today. Events will get hectic, and friends might try to pile their own problems on top of you. Patiently explain that you are not, in fact, their personal psychiatrist.
Libra
Feeling rowdy today? You've got a rambunctious streak in you right now, so don't be afraid to ditch your usual good manners and get a little loud and weird.
Scorpio
Your brain has gone all crazy! Don't be surprised if you feel super-moody today. Maybe it's the moon, or just a change in the weather. Who knows? No matter what, though, make sure you keep that temper in check.
Sagittarius
Romance just won't leave you alone! You're still smokingly hot it seems, and more good times are waiting just ahead -- provided you've got the courage to go after them. Be your irresistible self.
Capricorn
You might not blab on and on about everything you're thinking, but that doesn't mean there's not a lot going on up there. Quit keeping those thoughts to yourself, at least for today. You'll be surprised at who's curious to hear them.
Aquarius
Mind that cash. Whatever you've got to do with it -- put a rock on it, post guard dogs, bury it deep beneath the sea -- just make sure you don't spend your money. (Today only, mooching is acceptable.)
Pisces
'Just because I'm quiet doesn't mean that I'm upset.' Get used to saying that a lot today. Just be glad that you've got good buds who worry when they think you're feeling down.
