Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
Tired of the same old routine? Of course you are -- now more than ever. Lead the way to something new and crazy. Your people will all be right behind you.
Taurus
You're all antsy and need a new release. Even if you're the president of the anti-jock society, you'll find something athletic that will scratch just the right itch.
Gemini
Your mind is a-buzz like a hive full of bees, each one representing something different you want to do. Wait just a little while until they get their act together, then get busy.
Cancer
Your family is about to come calling. See if you can head them off by asking them for help or making yourself available for chores. Any points you score will count double.
Leo
While you're a little needier than usual, you won't have to worry about getting attention. Practically everybody wants a piece of you, so all you have to do is show up.
Virgo
If there's something you want to buy that's bigger than you can afford, you're in a good position to talk your friends into pooling cash for it. Any joint activities will go well, actually.
Libra
Love is in the air, and you can't avoid it any longer. It's up to you to make things happen, though -- so take a deep breath and walk up to that cutie next time you see them.
Scorpio
It's likely that you've been all scrappy lately, especially with the people you like best. It's make up time, so put on your best regretful face and start the apologies.
Sagittarius
Keep your mouth open and moving for now. You've got a lot to gain by speaking up and ensuring that people know where you stand, and nothing to lose.
Capricorn
School is all-consuming right now -- or maybe work, if school is in the background (or past). Whatever it is, your friends won't like it. Try to make it up to them soon.
Aquarius
You need to harvest a new crop of friends. Get out there -- go into places you ordinarily wouldn't set foot and see who lights up your world.
Pisces
You've been spending a lot of time and energy on helping out. Now it's your turn to be taken care of. Don't be shy about asking for help when you need it.
