Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
Swallow your ego. Your best tactic today is to pay attention to those around you. Think like a mediator or a lawyer and orient yourself toward those around you and then whip out that dastardly charm.
Taurus
By coaching a friend of yours into a fitness routine, excitement and energy will sweep you into exercise as well. Being a participant instead of a mentor will bring you deep satisfaction on every level.
Gemini
You're a happy dilettante today, darting from project to party and swimming through schools of conversation as easily as a barracuda. Your quick forays intrigue you, but something even more intriguing seems to be just ahead.
Cancer
Trouble at home has everyone in your family a little cranky. Keeping your music quiet and doing your chores will help you out and give you some time later to spend online with your new pet project.
Leo
A social event, like a party or a concert, will bring you into very nice contact with someone who's very impressed by you. Serious flirting will ensue, so brush your teeth twice this morning.
Virgo
A minor tiff will set off a much deeper conversation about real values. Be sure the shed your gruff manner so that the two of you can open up like flowers to the sun. The bouquet of friendship is even sweeter.
Libra
Visit a museum today, because you've got an eye for beauty and fine things that can only be satisfied by real art. It'll only increase your enjoyment of a particularly lovely day.
Scorpio
That awareness of yours can be a double-edged sword, especially when you realize that your impulses are contrary to someone else's. Luckily, you've got the maturity and patience to compromise.
Sagittarius
Take today to prepare for decisions. Get the relevant information and start arranging your case. Pretend you're a lawyer and get decked out in fancy clothes if that helps you think clearly!
Capricorn
A little chip grows on your shoulder today, and you're ready to throw down the gauntlet and enter the ring with authority figures. Try to hold yourself in check and be sweet and amiable when you're not fighting.
Aquarius
Value connection more than aloofness today, because you're red hot and ready to sizzle into a new person's consciousness. Make a determined effort to reach out and talk to someone unusual.
Pisces
Pretend you're treading on a log across a ravine today because balance is key. Hold back from ramming headlong into things and don't fall into a stupor. The precarious middle ground is the way to go.
