Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
You can win people over with a smile today -- it's easy, and folks are more willing to give it up when you're nice than when you're mean. Pour it on because some folks need a lot of it.
Taurus
You're tempted to keep going long past when you should stop. It might be exercise, homework, partying or something else, but too much of a good thing is extra-bad at the moment.
Gemini
You have one or two big thoughts that are making life a lot more interesting today -- and might lead you in some sweet new direction. Play along and see what's up, and see if a friend wants to come along.
Cancer
People need to step out of your way today -- and vice versa, actually. It's not as if you hate the whole world, but you and most people are just a bit out of sync. Relax and wait for tomorrow!
Leo
Are you looking for love? Today might be the day it finds you -- but you can't know where it's coming from until it hits! Your good energy is super-attractive, so get out there and show off!
Virgo
Your ability to hang onto cash is compromised today because you just can't help but buy anything shiny enough to catch your eye. Try leaving your cash at home, or dragging a friend along to keep you sane.
Libra
Your eye for beauty is ready to take on some art -- in the form of paintings, photos or beautiful people. You might not have to go very far to find what you're looking for today, either.
Scorpio
You're opening up to someone who has never made much sense to you. It turns out that they're not crazy (or not so crazy), because it's all in how you decide to interpret what they say to you.
Sagittarius
Keep everyone in mind when you're thinking about what to do and how to do it today. People expect to be treated fairly, and you should be able to come up with a solution that pleases everyone.
Capricorn
You need to be first out of the gate today, but that might be tough -- lots of other folks also want to step up. You have the energy and the drive, though, so you should be able to get there without hurting anyone.
Aquarius
Your social energy is busting out all over, so get out there and meet a few new people. Focus on those with whom you'd ordinarily not find much in common with!
Pisces
Balance is more important today than usual, and it's a good time to stop obsessing about anything or anyone that's been on your mind too much lately and pick up the slack elsewhere.
