Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
Everything you say, do and project is mutable, both by you and those around you. Enjoy the ability to transform and resurrect self-images while embracing your personality's basic coexisting duality.
Taurus
Metaphor and figures of speech appeal to you more than usual, turning your tongue into a poet's platform for fancy talk and human analysis. So get creating -- record your notions and share the grand poetry.
Gemini
Like sticky but sweet honey, talk slows you down but makes you happy all day long. You buzz around good conversationalists, and people find you interesting as you synthesize, summarize and story-tell galore.
Cancer
Like a diamond, precious and sparkling with clarity, you're a marvelous speaker. Everything you say makes perfect sense. People recognize your value and admire you for it.
Leo
Introversion turns to talk as you share your deepest thoughts with a good friend. The conversation helps you both get perspective on lots of things, while opening up a whole new portal of ideas to consider.
Virgo
Tortoise shell glasses may appeal to you, at least metaphorically, because by making slow moves and enhancing your vision you'll detect and avoid pratfalls before anyone gets scared or hurt. Eagle eyes.
Libra
Big discussions with friends about serious relationship issues spark big emotional connections -- currents of excitement flow along with the words. Those deep, intense talks inspire ever-greater friendships.
Scorpio
Sometimes the keen, razor-edge of logic dictates everything you have to say, but that can also be the case for evil villains. So pay attention to your heartstrings and let them be pulled toward those you love.
Sagittarius
Like a bird skimming over water, swooping and diving just for the joy of it, touching down occasionally and then rising again to the sky, you're a bit unfocused but very hedonistic. Enjoy every moment of your day.
Capricorn
By reaching for courage, you'll find the strength to break out of your shell and try out a new social situation. Practice that winning smile in the mirror and trust to your keen observation to keep you in the right.
Aquarius
As people around you flail, scream and cause further chaos, you proceed with a cool, unruffled attitude. You're the person getting everything done despite the stress. Go, go, go!
Pisces
Sometimes the speed of modern communication bites you in the backside. Be careful to mean what you say, even in text messages and email. Speed doesn't always mean clarity or understanding, so avoid ambiguity.
