Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
Fantastic artistic impetus pushes you toward a whirlwind of action, making you super productive. Trust your crazy-neat ideas and work with all sorts of material to realize them.
Taurus
As evening descends, your brain lights up like a Christmas tree, full of tiny, brilliant ideas connected by electrical connections. You're dreaming, planning, scheming and making things happen like a superhero.
Gemini
Today is all about friends -- old and new. Your personal energy is perfect for meeting new people and showing them how awesome you can be. Meanwhile, the pals you've had since elementary school have your back.
Cancer
When you're rushing from place to place, lost in the hurly-burly of the everyday, take a few moments to breathe deep and remember to relax. Like a master meditating in a garden, new strength will arise from your calm.
Leo
Gratitude surrounds you like a waterfall, and the cool spray of extra overflow will make those around you glad to be in your company. Sometimes it's nice to be a superstar, so relax into the admiration.
Virgo
Your hands-off, open attitude about your friends will drive them away from a micromanager and right back into your radius. Trust your giving nature, undeniable quirkiness and enduring smarts to win out.
Libra
Ambition pushes you into leapfrogging action. You'll maneuver so fast and so well that by evening you'll have free time to meander and mambo with your best pals.
Scorpio
The germs of big ideas finally arrive -- and by evening, spectacular flowers will begin to emerge. Document their growth patterns, their genetics and be ready to amaze and astound with your logical explanations.
Sagittarius
By shedding all excess and putting blinkers on to guide your attention, you manage to see past the irrelevant and short term to what's truly meaningful. So leap astride your steed and go, go, go!
Capricorn
Your brainy energy is taking the world by storm -- the adults are ready to take you seriously at last! It's a great day to explore new ideas and come up with something brilliant. Suggest something edgy.
Aquarius
Truffles and gooey marshmallow centers will distract you from everything else. School seems unimportant. Who cares about the state of your room? All that matters is getting some of that decadence for yourself.
Pisces
A spate of hard work is coming to an end, leaving behind many treasures to discover. So get to exploring -- separate the sand dollars from the stones and look for messages tucked away in odd containers.
