Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
Intuition plays a major role in the events of the day, because you see reason in the absence of logic, and you're able to figure people out. Like a private eye, you work in the realm of the heart -- do so kindly.
Taurus
In the midst of a seemingly dull day full of doodling and daydreaming, something eccentric will catch your eye, and the peculiarity will make you scratch your head and question what you know.
Gemini
Making people happy puts you into a tailspin of delight, so drop everything to figure out what others crave and then make it happen. Do a happy little dance for yourself.
Cancer
Your mouth aligns with your heart when you say just how you feel. The truth may initially inspire strange reactions, but over time, people will realize you are being honest, and they'll love you all the more.
Leo
Cooperation comes so naturally to you that when you exercise your diplomatic skills to coax a new team member on board, the persuasion takes only seconds. Enjoy your leadership powers, you visionary.
Virgo
The daring act of being open about what you want gives you an air of boldness that others find appealing, but it also sparks some antagonism. Collect your friends.
Libra
The wish to be appreciated in a public manner is the heart of your seeming vanity, so don't judge yourself too harshly when you become obsessed with trophies, medals, and plaques. Good work deserves reward.
Scorpio
Deep conversations preoccupy you more than usual because life provides the metaphors to understand ambiguous stories. Latch on to those understandings and write some flowing words about humanity.
Sagittarius
If a thread of worry has wrapped around your thoughts, confront the issue head-on. Your determined attitude and hefty commitment will make problems vanish.
Capricorn
When a big bubble of an idea floats into your mind and lingers like a bauble, luring you into long reverie, share that big notion. The crazier your idea, the more people will want to join your crew, captain.
Aquarius
Sophistication coats you and gives you a glossy cover of confident flirtation. Your stern energy will push others right out of the way, clearing a path toward greatness.
Pisces
Your secret Rosetta stone for the human race gives you an ability to see past people's facades and delve into their true motivations. That nutty skill lets you use tact to get exactly what you want at every turn.
