Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
There's nothing so confusing as people who pretend to be something they're not. After a relationship, however tentative, with a certain person, you may be shocked to discover the truth about their life.
Taurus
Break out in a truly unusual way. Fashion and provocative statements should complement your creative output, not overpower it. A distinctive look for your revolution will help spread your message far and wide.
Gemini
Childlike enthusiasm can shift into full-blown romance. Invite you-know-who to a playground. You can spin yourselves dizzy and confuse adrenaline with love, or keep things puppyish and take a quiet walk.
Cancer
Concentrating on the things you share with friends may be comforting, but it's not the best way to learn about what others have to offer. Seek out differences whenever it won't disturb the equilibrium.
Leo
Today could be the best time you've had in ages. Or you could freak out about the petty behavior of a friend, and your day could feel like a failure. The measure isn't objective. The way you react is completely up to you.
Virgo
Your day is packed with challenge. Like a track and field star, you're adept in multiple arenas of play. Be proud of your own accomplishments, and resist the urge to denigrate underperforming teammates.
Libra
A sense of undiluted purpose will fill your veins. You're like a car of the future, running on water and moving with the stealth of a cat. While you're rushing forward, be sure to help out your less-driven friends.
Scorpio
Sharing isn't exactly at the top of your priority list. Friends may take this the wrong way, so keep your goodies out of sight if you're feeling protective of them. You may feel oppressed by the peer pressure.
Sagittarius
When making plans with friends, find a balance between acceding to others' wishes and taking the lead. Others will appreciate your decisiveness, but they'll really respect your openness to outside ideas.
Capricorn
A new person in your life may turn you on to a great new band or an artist you never knew before. And maybe, just maybe, that person will introduce you to a philosopher who revolutionizes the way you think.
Aquarius
You're caught between the urge to get things done now and an obsession with doing them right. You know your own personality. If you feel like you've done a sloppy job, you won't be able to forgive yourself.
Pisces
You'll set trends, even unconsciously. If someone compliments an unusual fashion choice, don't shrug it off. You've pioneered a new style without even realizing it. Say 'thanks' and figure out how to keep it up.
