Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
During the day, you're the person your friends turn to for advice. They sense that your usual smarts have matured into a kind of wisdom. In the evening, don't skimp on dessert. Treat yourself for a job well done.
Taurus
A perfect morning, complete with love from friends and respect from your teachers, will wrap up nicely with a generous act in the afternoon. You've been given so much -- now it's time to share your talents.
Gemini
If you're in the market for a new part-time job, this is the perfect moment to send out antennae and feel around for possibilities. You're marketable, friendly, useful and fun to have around.
Cancer
In the morning, discuss your secret hopes for the future with a friend. A shared vision will help motivate you both. Later in the afternoon, float the idea of working on a complicated art project together.
Leo
It's a perfect day to try something creative you've never before attempted. Cut silhouettes out of black paper or construct a translucent lamp out of found materials. You're crafty and you have a keen sense of aesthetics.
Virgo
Like a medieval alchemist, you set impossible goals for yourself. You may not be trying to turn lead into gold, but don't be discouraged. Your devious experiments could have some delightful and totally unexpected results.
Libra
During the day, there won't be any shortcuts. You're going to have to trudge through muck to get to the meadow, but it will be worth it. In the afternoon, creative pursuits will relax your body and stimulate your mind.
Scorpio
During the day, experiment with new ways of doing the same old thing. If your first alternative is no good, the next may be a revolution. Later on, change is still possible; but you may find it harder to make a decision.
Sagittarius
You're great at communicating with a wide swath of people. Like an advertising executive or a speechwriter to the president, you're a pro at talking to folks in a language they understand and respond to.
Capricorn
Like a politician working with opponents on the other side of the aisle, personality matters even more than ideas this morning. Keep smiling and joking, and everything will run smoothly. In the afternoon, you can relax.
Aquarius
A morning full of pushy people will mellow out immeasurably in the afternoon. That doesn't mean it's safe to proceed as usual. Your evening will be sticky-slow, but this time you'll supply your own distractions.
Pisces
It's as though a pleasant breeze is your constant companion at the moment, tempering hot weather and turning rude words soft. You'll float through the day until the afternoon, when frustrations may mount again.
