Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
In the morning, thoughts crowd your mind like pigs in a pen, each eager to end up on top of the pile. To keep from changing topics abruptly, concentrate on the message you want to communicate.
Taurus
In the morning, a 'zippity doo dah' mood infects all of your friends. When noon comes around, your carefree attitude could bring you to the brink of danger, especially when money is involved. Think twice before you commit.
Gemini
Like a music theorist listening to an intricate symphony, you're able to admire not just individual ideas, but the way such thoughts connect in a coherent and artful whole. Think synthesis.
Cancer
In the morning, your immediate plans may not go well, but hold on to your vision of college and the life beyond to keep you motivated. In the afternoon, your creative juices are pumping. Bust out a rhyme or a short play.
Leo
Early in the morning, a glance across a distance may spark a sudden romantic possibility. Cross the room and take a chance at conversation. In the afternoon, things will seem impossibly complex.
Virgo
In the morning, conflicts simmer without ever coming to a boil. You almost wish something would explode so people would be shocked out of complacency. In the afternoon, things take a turn for the interesting.
Libra
Early this morning you may clash with a family member or authority figure over something minor. Best to shake off any lingering frustration by this afternoon, when your emotions will be volatile and quick to ignite.
Scorpio
A mix-up of routine in the morning may leave you feeling unsettled, but it will put you on the path to an unusual, and possibly beautiful, day. Change is in the air as you work through challenging relationships and friendships.
Sagittarius
You're ready for change and eager to meet people. The buzz of crowds will get you excited, but it's up to you to strike up conversations. Be observant of the world around you so you have something to talk about.
Capricorn
In the morning, being able to respond creatively to obstacles will be an asset. Around noon, you can relax and let your guard down. No one will challenge you if you take the initiative and offer a helping hand.
Aquarius
Early in the morning, you'll be easily irritated. But as soon as you get into the groove of the day, things will be easier. Stick close to friends who can nod at your complaints and ease your discomfort.
Pisces
Early on, your ideas will have a gleam that can't be faked. Others will hang onto your every word. Around midday, you'll stop short as your vision of the world develops a wrinkle. Hold off until you're confident.
