Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
Today you will be as busy as a bee, totally absorbed in your meticulous tasks, when someone else will take the time to compliment you. This nod of recognition or kind word will give you wings for the rest of the day. What a feeling!
Taurus
Your parents are in a mighty cheerful mood this afternoon. It's a good day to negotiate an updated chore schedule. You're all communicating well, and you'll have a host of good arguments about why the current situation should change.
Gemini
You're going to want to save your pennies today, and that's fine. Free activities will be much more enjoyable than shopping. Try to attend a concert in the park or visit an art gallery and take advantage of student discounts.
Cancer
Things at home are a little sticky. Your parents are being demanding, and it's hard to explain your reasoning to them. After all, they just want things to get done. Steer clear of romantic movies -- they'll just exacerbate your mood.
Leo
At some point, you'll want to give up on your project entirely and crawl back under the covers to think about your next break. It's fine to withdraw for a little bit, but it's crucial to maintain your self-discipline too.
Virgo
Connections to some higher-ups at school may pay off today. If you want to switch P.E. classes, you'll be able to talk to someone, who knows someone else, who can make it happen. Use this network of contacts wisely.
Libra
You'll awake this morning feeling as if you'd just rather stay in bed and under the covers the entire day. But, if you push yourself and work hard to be understood, you could have a really great afternoon!
Scorpio
You're feeling so much more grounded and together than you've been in the past few days. Take advantage of your mature composure to deal with the little tasks you've been putting off, and you'll feel even more serene.
Sagittarius
It's one thing when you're working on a project alongside someone else. It's another thing when that person suddenly starts making all the decisions and you're left to carry out their every command. Assert your right to give input.
Capricorn
If there's one word to describe you today, it's 'feisty.' You know exactly what you want and exactly how to get there. Be careful you don't run over your friends and family in your headlong race to the top, and you'll be set.
Aquarius
If a potentially controversial thought occurs to you today, you won't hesitate to share it. You're not picking fights, you're just eager to bare your heart and soul to the people you love. Temper your eager outbursts with a friendly smile.
Pisces
You desperately want to get moving on a project you've been dreaming about, but all kinds of impediments stand in your way. Try letting others know about the goals you've set. They may be able to help you.