Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
You're in charge! Since you're already the whirlpool your friends will spin around today, make sure the current carries you to something wonderful. Direct people into fun activities, and enjoy being the motivating force.
Taurus
It's a great day to go to an amusement park and play all the dilapidated games. The park employees will be thrilled to see you, and they might even give you advice. You also have a secret stash of luck on your side.
Gemini
With a few days of inward focus behind you, you're ready to strike out in public. It's a good day to take a trip to the ice-skating rink or bowling alley. You're ready to show off your skills and draw applause.
Cancer
Your subconscious and the universe are working in concert, but it may not feel easy from your waking perspective. Persevere and believe in yourself, and watch the planets click into place just as they should.
Leo
Smoothly idealistic ideas float along your stream of consciousness today, making the world sparkle more than usual. Talk about those thoughts, because responses will be good. And some people adore exploring ideas with you.
Virgo
Be like Gandhi: Live a life guided by ethics. Your choices should be based on a value system you've carefully considered, so you can stand by them in the future. Take some time to carefully formulate your life philosophy.
Libra
A fiery bolt of passion has struck! You have a lust for life and the charisma to kung-fu kick some adventure into reality. Leap into it like a movie villain, and pull some friends along too.
Scorpio
You'll feel ignited by inspiration and drive today. Jump into new projects and leap over obstacles. It's a great day, full of achievement and the ability to daydream through less exciting moments.
Sagittarius
You have a smart head on those shoulders, and you're not one to shrink from a run-of-the-mill problem. You can get through this difficulty, but no one knows what route you'll choose. The outcome is an open question.
Capricorn
You should strive for balance. You'll want to help others when they're struggling, but be sure to lavish some attention on yourself in return. Be as enthusiastic about your reward as you were about your service.
Aquarius
You're feeling extraordinarily extroverted today, and if you're not careful, your eagerness will be misinterpreted. If you're curious about something, be sure to express your interest in a way that doesn't overwhelm people.
Pisces
Be sure to have someone check your weirder impulses today. The things you'll be drawn to may not be precisely bad for you, but they aren't exactly beneficial, either. Consult with friends on purchases and daredevil stunts.
