Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
Seek friends who are on your frequency. You'll be happiest if you surround yourself with the kind of people who understand you instinctually, and don't have to struggle to make themselves clear. It's a matter of comfort.
Taurus
Think twice before you say whatever's going through your head. Sure, it's insightful, but is it going to make someone else hopping mad? Wait until you can rephrase your thoughts tactfully. You'll be glad you did.
Gemini
Your day will have an atmosphere of happiness and contentment. Whether it's a decoration in a shop window, or a kid scarfing down ice cream in the bitter cold, today the world will be filled with fun distractions.
Cancer
Although you crave risk, the group you're with can lead you astray. Let your personal philosophy carry over into your consumer choices, instead of sticking with trends. It'll make you more of a noteworthy and interesting person.
Leo
Your brilliance will shine through today, which will make you expressive about your adoration of life. The world will love you for it, so be idealistic with emotion, and share it through poems, hugs and dance.
Virgo
Your subconscious mind will be working at lightning speed today, and you'll arrive at conclusions before you've even thought through the problem fully. When you check your work, you'll discover you were right all along.
Libra
You're not crazy about the pace of the day, but at least you're not standing still! Take a few steps forward and see how it goes, but don't try to go any faster for at least a few more days.
Scorpio
You're in a mood that can only be shaken with some generous attention to your own needs. If you're stressed, take a long bath, complete with bubbles or salts. If you're bored, go to the noisiest place you can find.
Sagittarius
You have the potential to experience a great, productive time with a buddy today. Your minds will be in sync, and your ideas of fun will be about the same. So don't get hung up on minor differences -- it isn't worth the effort.
Capricorn
Though you may feel as if you've been walking on a tightrope lately, it's time to somersault into acrobatics. Take a chance! Spin off into something much less limited by fear, and watch the audience's spectacular response.
Aquarius
You're in the driver's seat, and the street you're navigating is packed with sights and sounds you never imagined. New experiences and old friends beckon to you at every turn. Slow down and grasp every hand that's offered.
Pisces
Your mind will be as active today as a pebble skipping over a pond -- and about as unpredictable. Sometimes you'll land on a great idea seemingly by accident, and other times you'll find yourself submerged in mental sludge.