Your Daily TeenScope for August 09, 2023

August 9, 2023



Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.

Aries

It's way too easy to slip into apathy today -- try to make sure you keep busy as much as you can. It doesn't have to be anything you care about especially, as long as it keeps your hands and brain working.

Taurus

If you need something from someone, now is a great time to ask. Nothing is guaranteed -- is it ever? -- but you can still expect a pretty sweet response. If nothing else, you set the stage for later.

Gemini

You are clinging much more fiercely to something or someone, even though they might not have meant that much to you just a few days ago. You may want to reconsider, but it's tough going.

Cancer

Try to get your energy flowing in two (or more) different directions. It's nowhere near as hard as it sounds, especially on a day like today -- and you should be able to work miracles.

Leo

Why must your people keep bickering? All you want is for them to get along, even just for a little while, but it seems that that's too much for them. Your openness helps a lot, though, so keep it up.

Virgo

Someone needs your assistance, and it's actually a lot easier for you to swoop in and take care of business rather than poke around, ask questions and make sure they're ready for it.

Libra

Your friends are needier than ever, but that goes both ways. You need some serious support yourself, even if you can't feel the need. Just hang out long enough and you'll get it all.

Scorpio

It's way too tempting to try to muscle in on something that isn't actually any of your business -- but your good energy makes you want to help out. If you walk away, you should feel a lot better soon.

Sagittarius

You have to deal with someone you don't know very well -- maybe a lab partner or a teammate -- who is a terrible match for your personality. Of course, that cuts both ways, so try to lighten up.

Capricorn

You're feeling pretty sweet today -- at least at first. Your energy reserves might drop off in a big way later on, so try not to get too wrapped up in anything that requires a long time to complete.

Aquarius

Your feelings may get in the way of your plans today, so try to keep calm and let yourself just do what's needed. It's a great day to separate the various parts of your life into compartments.

Pisces

If you're dating now, expect things to get far more intense. If not, you may get hit by a new crush, or chatted up by someone new and intriguing. Your love-energy is radiating in all directions.