Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.
Aries
You may find that you are more concerned than ever with how people are seeing you, and that might lead to all sorts of weirdness as you look into that hall of mirrors. Pull back and get perspective!
Taurus
Someone close is getting be a bit preachy -- but you kind of like it! Somehow, they've struck a chord with you, and that might lead to a whole new kind of relationship between the two of you.
Gemini
Someone seems to be going way out of their way to be unclear when speaking with you -- maybe even using a foreign language! Don't let it get to you, 'cause what they're hiding is completely trivial.
Cancer
Though you can see what's going on around you quite clearly -- especially when compared with friends and family -- that awareness may not help you out all that much quite yet. Have patience!
Leo
You're on your best behavior today, though you may not really understand why. Don't sweat it -- you should make a great impression on just the right person and work that connection for quite a while!
Virgo
Are you looking for love? You may be smitten with a new crush somewhere you wouldn't expect to find it. If you want to move ahead with it, your good energy should help you do just that.
Libra
Take care of some minor business around the house before it spins out of control. It's easier than it looks, and probably just involves reshuffling a few activities or possessions.
Scorpio
You're serious-minded today, and that could mean you're about ready to take on some big new project -- or maybe you should have a big talk with an important person.
Sagittarius
You're not usually so focused on glitz and glam, but today you can't help yourself. It may be time for a fashion upgrade, or just a new hair maneuver -- whatever it is, people should take notice!
Capricorn
You get the props you've been waiting for -- though not necessarily from the people you expected! You'll take any praise you deserve, though, and this might lead somewhere really interesting.
Aquarius
People are talking to you -- or at you -- but they sure aren't making much sense! It's not that there's anything wrong with your hearing or your brain, though; they're just being extra cryptic today.
Pisces
You need some direction in your life -- at least for this month! It's not too hard for you to find something or someone who can help you give a shape to all that time stretched out in front of you.
