Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
Bust out of the urban jungle today and go for a drive in the country. The fresh air should do you good, but the little Mom and Pop stands you encounter along the way are even better. There you can find freshly made pies made from seasonal cherries, strawberries, and peaches, so why not buy one? Oh heck, why not buy one of each?
Taurus
You're usually meticulous about making plans, but flying by the seat of your pants today may be a better idea. Spontaneity is fun and exciting, as you never know what can happen. You may even find yourself at a Japanese restaurant eating lots of uni, and you never knew sea urchin could taste so good.
Gemini
Today is confusing, as you feel like you're steadily fading into the background. A power breakfast can help with that. Pancakes with pure Vermont maple syrup, sausage links and a cup of strong Ethiopian coffee should have you stepping front and center again, exactly where you want to be.
Cancer
You may be forced to venture out of your shell today. It's so strange and bright out there that you may have a hard time adjusting! Just do your best to manage, so you can retreat back to your safe haven. There's a big pot of green tea and sugar biscuits waiting for you, and they're sure to soothe you from your outing in the mean, cruel world.
Leo
It's a rain on your parade, kick sand in your face kind of day. Wear a football helmet, too, because anvils might drop from the sky. Keep your head down until quitting time, and then soothe yourself with a Vietnamese clay pot. After a kho of steaming hot prawns, chicken, sausage and rice, you can finally take that helmet off.
Virgo
You singles should keep your eyes peeled today. Cupid may be lurking anywhere, and he's locked and loaded. If you see someone making moony eyes at you at the corner deli, assume it's not because they admire your New York Reuben and cole slaw.
Libra
Your brain might feel scrambled today, which is apropos since May is National Egg Month. Still, you need something other than eggs to help you regain your focus. Glucose and potassium have been proven to stimulate mental focus, so chow down on a banana or apple right after your eggs over easy.
Scorpio
If you're traveling today, make sure your plans are firm before leaving for the airport. Airline travel can be unpredictable and you may find yourself dining on beef rending and chicken satay in your local Indonesian restaurant, rather than in Indonesia itself.
Sagittarius
Getting into the habit of making your own lunch should have a positive two-pronged effect. You can save money, as that sliver of quiche at the French bistro ain't cheap. More importantly, you can control your ingredients, and you can enjoy an authentic Szechuan hot and sour soup that for once is not loaded with MSG.
Capricorn
Trying something new today could yield unexpectedly positive results, so don't be intimidated by the complexity of making your own New England clam chowder. If you follow the recipe and use your own culinary expertise, you may come up with something even a Red Sox fan could cheer for.
Aquarius
Feelings of exhaustion and lethargy may be your body's way of telling you something's wrong. Running yourself down could leave you open to any number of colds or viruses, so get yourself a heaping helping of Vitamin C before things get worse. Orange juice is a logical source, and although it may be yucky, beef liver is loaded with it.
Pisces
Friends may be looking for a fun way to hang out, so invite them over to help celebrate today's National Mint Julep Day! Just make sure you're prepared to properly make these Southern comforts. You may have enough bourbon, water and sugar, but run out of fresh spearmint and it's just another day.
