Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
Thinking outside the box today can save you money, especially if you have lunch inside the box. Japanese Bento box makes for a cheap, nutritious meal. Where else can you get miso soup, rice, egg, pickled veggies and sashimi for less than ten bucks? Ask for extra wasabi while you're at it.
Taurus
Risk taking is not advised today, especially when it comes to challenging cuisines like Japanese. Go with something innocuous like California roll or tempura chicken, and nothing more challenging like tako, uni, ika or anything else that you can't pronounce or are unsure of where it came from.
Gemini
The fires of inspiration can erupt when you least expect them, so be ready to snap into action when those embers start to burn. It could spell the difference between dinner of bland broiled chicken breast or fire-roasted chicken skewers with a citrus glaze and tangerine-pomegranate relish.
Cancer
Your energy levels take a dramatic nosedive at midday, so do as little as possible once you get home. Grilling burgers and sausages on the grill, cracking open a cold one, and watching 'Animal House' is the epitome of mindlessness. Do your best to curb the urge to throw your food around.
Leo
You have an uncanny ability to magnify any story, so reel in a fish tale as you host friends for dinner tonight. They might be skeptical when you tell them you caught and filleted the ahi steaks you've perfectly seared, but they keep it to themselves as long as you keep the food coming.
Virgo
Little details lead to big headaches today. Waving the white flag of surrender isn't possible, so you have no choice but to deal with them. Do something detail-free after work. Chicken chow mein at your favorite Chinese restaurant could work, but avoid choosing from column A or B -- even that may be too much for your fragile mind.
Libra
Stroll around town today and you may discover out of the ordinary ethnic restaurants you never knew existed. Norwegian cuisine is heavy on fish like cod, salmon and herring, while lamb and reindeer meat are also staples. When in doubt, do as the Norwegians do and just day 'krabbelag:' crab party!
Scorpio
Look no further than TV's 'TMZ' for dinner inspiration tonight. In fact, you should see enough hams and turkeys to plan an entire Sunday dinner. That may be too much, so turkey croquettes have to do. But watch 'Friends' instead as you dine. Tonight you'd rather have sweet than sour.
Sagittarius
Today you realize how empty your life would be without your good friends, so do something special tonight to express your appreciation and love. Dinner featuring a big pot of spicy turkey chili and imported German beers should have everyone basking in some of the best things life has to offer.
Capricorn
Treating people nicely today should have its own rewards. Not only are you showered with good karma, but people do nice things for you, too! Invite friends for a vegetarian meal made with tofu and organic salads. In the spirit of the day, since you served the food, they do the dishes.
Aquarius
You successfully tackle an action-packed and activity-filled day, so let an evening of relaxation be your reward. A family get-together featuring some grilled home cooking is a wonderful way to unwind. Bonding over burgers and ribs, shrimp salad and cole slaw -- does it get any better than that?
Pisces
Temptation could be your Achilles heel today if you let it. Many enticing vices beckon you to the dark side, but in the end, you do the right thing and order a healthy seafood salad topped with grilled salmon, because you know the havoc a double cheeseburger with onion rings is sure to wreak on your waistline.
