Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
Your eyes may deceive you today as you see a dog dyed dark green wearing sunglasses and a bonnet, and designer jeans with appliques on it. It looks like it's National Quiche Lorraine Day, so dig into a big slice with scallops and spinach before that dog goes running off again. Quiche, Quiche, come back here!
Taurus
You find beauty in unusual places today, so stroll around the fish market where the catfish might catch your eye. That's not the most attractive of fish, but blackened catfish filets with lots of spices and a light Dijon mustard sauce are among the prettiest things you'll ever see.
Gemini
Giving family members a forum to air their grievances could help bridge communication gaps, so have a dinner where everyone gets a chance to speak their mind. You should be good with what's brought up -- as long as it's not about you, your hair or the lasagna you may have slightly overcooked.
Cancer
It's never too early to make weekend plans. It can be as wild and wooly or as mellow and calm as you want it to be, but the latter might be a better idea. Plan on spending time with loved ones instead of hitting the town, perhaps barbecuing shrimp and your famous Cajun spare ribs for all to enjoy.
Leo
You experience a noticeable break from character today as you feel introverted and passive. You do your best to hide this mood from friends, but they know immediately that something is up when you order green curry beef and eggplant, and you don't smother it in Thai hot sauce like you usually do.
Virgo
Having an uncluttered mind should help you make sense of things today. Your focus is razor sharp, and you get much done because of it. This could be one of the benefits of eating a big breakfast. Keep the fire burning with a healthy lunch -- a turkey sandwich on wheat, fruit, and yogurt can do the trick.
Libra
Perplexed coworkers want to know why you're not doing any work today. Tell them that you're feeling under the weather -- but in actuality, a Szechuan beef and broccoli lunch may have been so fiery that it's left you completely immobilized.
Scorpio
This isn't a day for trust, so keep your secrets close to your chest. The most innocent slip of the tongue costs you, so mum's the word, even around your closest friends. You should know you said too much when you attend a dinner party and the roasted duck with apple dressing tastes suspiciously like yours.
Sagittarius
For once, you may fail to achieve the inner satisfaction you usually get from yoga -- but don't let this get you down because karma can be found in other places. For you today, that could either be a fresh arugula salad with grilled chicken and roasted red peppers, or a hot fudge sundae with the emphasis on hot fudge.
Capricorn
Today should make planning dinner a snap. You have many choices, so why choose just one? Onion and bacon, crab and scallop, mushroom and spinach -- it's all good. Your toughest decision is deciding on music to listen to as you dine, although The B-52's may be the logical choice.
Aquarius
You're on a different agenda than your coworkers today. While they lunch on burgers, soda, fries, and burritos, you may have a grilled Portobello and goat cheese sandwich. Therein could be the reason why they pant and wheeze when climbing stairs while you take them two at a time.
Pisces
Sometimes it's good to throw the facts out the window and just enjoy, so do just that today. You don't need to know the amount of calories, fat and sodium in a cheesy beef and broccoli casserole. The sense of contentment it gives you makes it all worth it.