Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
Workplace tensions could make things hotter than you know where today -- perfect for today's craving devil's food cake. A slice with a warm strawberry sauce topping and a hot cup of green tea could make things more heavenly, but don't count on it.
Taurus
You may watch carefully constructed alliances fall apart today. Smiling faces sometimes tell lies, so watch whom you confide in. Seek out someone you can trust after work -- it could be the waiter at your favorite Chinese restaurant, and he's ordering the egg foo yung just as you walk in.
Gemini
Don't attempt to lure passive coworkers into debating world affairs at lunch today. They just want some peace and might systematically ignore you, so you may have to eat your fish and chips at an outside picnic bench. Don't try arguing politics with the groundskeeper -- there's a reason why he turns that leaf blower up to high.
Cancer
Remember the future as you lustily eye up that chocolate covered, ricotta cheese filled cannoli today. One may lead to two, two to three, and then you're descending down that spiral. With summer right around the corner, ask yourself if the instant gratification is worth it.
Leo
Your overblown personality is often reflected in the foods you eat, especially since you like your meals to come with the works. Try stripping things down today and enjoy simple tastes and textures. You may actually notice the pure flavors of a baked salmon filet, especially if you drizzle it with just a little olive oil and lemon juice.
Virgo
Duck and cover, as it seems like anvils are falling from the sky on this hectic day. You may not be able to hide under your desk, choose the next best place. A quiet Italian restaurant that serves a nice antipasto and Gorgonzola cheese wrapped in prosciutto could offer the respite you need.
Libra
Details don't matter to you today as you show more interest in the big picture. This is true even at dinner tonight. You don't care how many herbs and spices are in the fried chicken batter, or how much butter is in the mashed potatoes -- all you'll care about is satisfying a mighty hunger.
Scorpio
Don't let your ego lure you into accepting challenges you might not be able to meet today. You might think you have game, but in the end you could wish you had kept your big mouth shut. That innocuous bowl of turkey chili con carne is loaded with real habaneras peppers, a fact you wish you had known before digging in.
Sagittarius
Getting creative in the kitchen is a great way to inject fun into your relationship. You two may light-heartedly spar over what to cook, but in the end you always agree -- and when you gaze into each other's eyes over Thai coconut shrimp and chicken curry, it's love at first bite!
Capricorn
Good fortune smiles on you today, and one unexpected surprise should be the one you were hoping for. Be prepared to jump for joy when your business card is picked out of the big fishbowl and you win a free meatball grinder and large soda.
Aquarius
Power struggles could take you to the mat today. Being known as mousy is no reputation to live with. It could be time to pump up through weight-lifting and eating lots of protein. Go heavy on chicken, fish and beef, natch, but don't forget nuts, tofu, and yogurt. Then, perhaps you can be the one kicking sand in everyone's faces.
Pisces
The office is abuzz, as news of a refrigerator thief breaks out. You may have to keep a watchful eye on your lunch. Move your desk close to the fridge and monitor the movements of each of your coworkers. Your leftover chicken Piccata and Mediterranean couscous could be a prime target.