Your Daily FoodScope for July 17, 2024

July 17, 2024



Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!

Aries

Everything you touch turns to dust today, so try to keep your emotions in check as you watch the walls tumble down. Attempt activities with higher success rates, like brewing a big pot of chamomile tea. You need the tea's soothing effect, and the opportunity to prove you can do at least one thing right today.

Taurus

You're very popular today, if not with the general populace, then at least with your coworkers. Could they be attracted to your magnanimous personality or the homemade chocolate chip brownies you bring to the office? Next time take some milk if you want to be even more admired.

Gemini

Tensions simmer under the surface at work today, and a feeling of dread is palpable. Zip out at lunch out if you can and find a safe haven far from battlefield work. Pick somewhere quiet where you can enjoy a green salad, a pot of Oolong tea and mango slices. Don't go back to work until you absolutely have to.

Cancer

You see work projects grind to a halt today. The stress levels rise as you try to find out why, and the blood pressure rises, too. Step away for a few minutes of sanity time. That's why they invented chamomile, peppermint and green teas. They don't stop the phone from ringing, but they do help you cope.

Leo

Being as sensitive as an impacted molar doesn't make you be the easiest person to be around today, but warm to friends who want to cheer you up, especially when they invite you to dinner. Their easy company and cheesy seafood casserole should have you feeling better, as will a few glasses of cabernet.

Virgo

Therapy can be an excellent yet expensive way of dealing with life's problems. Other alternatives are available, and they may be right there in your kitchen. A homemade pot of chicken noodle soup and turkey croquettes could soothe your troubled mind, and it doesn't cost ninety dollars an hour.

Libra

The office is like an amusement park spook house today. Nothing is as it seems, and people act like demons. Keep your hands inside the car as you navigate this hellhole. After work, counterbalance the negativity of the day by having angel hair pasta with a heavenly pesto sauce.

Scorpio

There is a fluidity today akin to the ever-moving tides of the sea. You zip along with the grace of manta and the power of a sailfish. A busy day leaves you famished, and your dinner choice should be logical. Yep, Crab Imperial, oyster stew, and clams casino should all be part of the equation.

Sagittarius

The romantically unattached out there should fly your single flags with pride today. Be proud of your single status and boldly ask for a table for one at your favorite restaurant. You can enjoy your chicken parmesan and pasta even if the sight of all those happy loving couples may make you feel a tad lonely.

Capricorn

Your fitness regimen takes on a new dimension today when those pants suddenly don't feel as tight as they used to. Bully for you! It's great to see results and to know that those months of grilled chicken breast sandwiches, salads and lots of fruit and yogurt are finally paying off.

Aquarius

Don't overreact when confronted with the tensions of the day. It's not professional to literally tear your hair out at first sign of a crisis. You may need something creamy in your stomach to soothe that burning feeling. A bowl of New England clam chowder could hit the spot, followed of course, by pasta primavera.

Pisces

Your magnanimous friendship is deeply appreciated by everyone today, so don't be surprised if you're inundated by dinner invitations. Don't take advantage of their kindness. Ordering the lobster Newburg and crab bisque could really stretch the limits of their generosity.