Your Daily FoodScope for August 31, 2024

August 31, 2024



Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!

Aries

Beware of accidents and unfortunate occurrences today. Rushing into things won't be a good idea because that's when calamity can occur. Bite into that burrito without checking under the hood and all those hidden jalapenos could deliver a world of fiery hurt.

Taurus

Today will be more fun than a barrel full of monkeys. So get simian and make like the apes. Start the day off by putting liberal slices of bananas in your cereal, and end it with a big banana split. Not only will you get your daily allotment of potassium, but you may suddenly become very adept at swinging from trees.

Gemini

You'll be all about the details today, and nothing will escape your eye. Unfortunately, this may prevent you from enjoying some of life's little pleasures. For instance, you'll notice immediately that too much salt is in the Irish lamb stew -- something so minor will keep you from enjoying it.

Cancer

Your sharp communication skills at work will be quite helpful to quell the confusion about the instructions you give to coworkers. It'll come in handy at lunch, too, when you request a turkey on wheat, hold the pickle, tomato, mayo and pepperoncinis, and you'll get exactly what you asked for.

Leo

Talking about being compassionate is useless until you act on it. So lend a hand to a fellow human being who may be down on their luck today. Buy a roast beef or turkey deli sandwich and a cup of coffee and give it to a homeless person. This world needs less talk and more action.

Virgo

Today you'll see that some things just make sense, but giving up carbohydrates isn't one of them. Your body needs them for energy and effective brain function. It's the types of carbs you eat that matter, so always go for brown rice, whole wheat breads and pasta, and veggies, such as mushrooms, bok choy and asparagus.

Libra

Listen to that little voice in your head when it tells you enough is enough. You'll hear it loud and clear today at yet another office birthday party, right about the time you reach for a third slice of pizza loaded with pepperoni and pesto. You'll either be glad you heeded the warning or you'll wish you had.

Scorpio

Sometimes the biggest favor you can do for a friend is to offer your shoulder to cry on. While your sympathetic ear will do your pal a lot of good, it could be your turkey lasagna that really soothes their pain. If that doesn't work, then the homemade vanilla pudding you'll serve for dessert will!

Sagittarius

A feeling of deep satisfaction and contentment will descend over you today. People will take notice, too; it'll be hard to miss that big smile on your face. When asked what has you feeling that way, you'll just sigh cheerfully and point to the empty pint of cherry chocolate ice cream sitting in the trash bin.

Capricorn

It's never too early to think about sending gifts to family and friends abroad. This year give your presents a personal touch. Homemade pasta and marinara sauce will be the gift that keeps on giving. Kick in a loaf of home-baked bread so they can make their own garlic bread.

Aquarius

The competitive spirit will run high at the office today, so do what you can to stay with the pack. Others may have sharper business acumen than you, but you have other tricks up your sleeve. No one makes banana and apricot walnut bread like you, so bake a few loafs and blow 'em away! You're number one!

Pisces

'Act first and ask questions later' will be your motto today as you dive right into the pool. Armed with this sense of adventure, you'll eat a habanera-laden burrito in the blink of an eye. Of course, the question you'll ask yourself later will be 'What was I thinking?' but by then it'll be too late.