Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
Today will be one of enthusiastic spontaneity. Experimentation will be the name of the game as you toss the road map out the window. So expect kooky occurrences today, like pouring chocolate milk on your Wheaties rather than white, you devil, you!
Taurus
A svelte new you can happen if commit to dieting. But you may face constant temptation in the junk food family members bring home. But if you ignore those donuts, potato chips and candy bars, maybe they'll just go away.
Gemini
Fulfilling your hopes and wishes today may prove to be a mixed bag. You'll hope to snag a second serving of the fiery chili con carne at the Mexican restaurant. But you'll later wish you hadn't as your day is marred by constant trips to the bathroom.
Cancer
You'll be in one of those moods today. One sideways glance or misplaced word could be enough to set you off. You may need something soothing to keep you from exploding. A big slice of cheesecake with strawberries and a cup of Joe could do the trick.
Leo
The Internet will be a valuable source of new knowledge today. Use some of this info to put reinvent old faves and perhaps save a dull dinner party. Smothering salmon fillets with creamed leeks can turn bland to grand and make you look like a genius!
Virgo
Don't let people pressure you into splurging on them today. They only have their best interests in mind. So don't fall for their puppy dog eyes at lunch today. They can lust after the fettuccine in a creamy seafood sauce, but they're not gonna get it.
Libra
Cook something special for your sweetie tonight. A candlelit dinner can do your relationship a world of good. Breast of chicken flambe with brandy cherry sauce could either reignite the fires of passion, or prompt a visit from the fire department.
Scorpio
Accidents could get ugly today. Think first before entering into any potentially dangerous situations, especially in the kitchen. So forget about making Cherries Jubilee tonight. You may not have enough home insurance to cover the inevitable outcome.
Sagittarius
Reverting back to your childhood may take very little prompting today. It could take something as simple as looking at old photographs or hearing a favorite song, but you'll suddenly have an uncontrollable craving for Spaghetti-Os and alphabet soup.
Capricorn
Plan on spending time with your family today. A trip to a park or a movie will be a fun bonding experience. Treat them to dinner afterward. A mind-numbing meal at a packed, noisy pizza parlor will still be better then being at work.
Aquarius
Fly some of your more avant-garde ideas up a flagpole today; you may be surprised at who salutes them. Crab and artichoke croissants will be a kooky way to start the day, especially if served with rose petal soup.
Pisces
It'll be good to get away from the mendacity of the workplace this weekend. So go in search of something truthful and real. It's out there, and you'll find it in Szechuan stir-fried prawns in garlic sauce so authentic it'll open your sinuses.
