The best things in life are free, but we could all use some extra cash. Let us lead you to the land of green with our daily finance horoscope!
Aries
There is nothing routine about your day. Don't let yourself get tricked by visiting fools -- they're only trying to agitate anyone who will bite. Toss them some gummy worms and let them do the biting instead.
Taurus
There is too much fun going on to be bored and even the most hideous face is a thing of beauty. You get a chance to be as generous as you want to be, because being sensible is out of the question. Do your part to be sure a good time will be had by all.
Gemini
There is no way to read anyone's face this evening, much less their thoughts. You can take an educated guess as to what they want, though, and you almost can't go wrong. Enjoy.
Cancer
It's a good day to let your house get a bit out of control. Don't worry, you can clean up later. For now, make it as evil and uninviting as you can. When it comes to attracting visitors, it's what works every time.
Leo
If you absolutely must be thrifty today, then put some creativity into pleasing your guests with what you can afford. Not doing them right is simply out of the question. It will just encourage more of a headache later. In fact, that's the entire point of the day's equation.
Virgo
If you've got your own stage set to perfection, then go ahead and help someone with their efforts, but not before you're sure of every last detail of your own. The grand results are worth your undivided attention.
Libra
It's the perfect time to socialize without exposing yourself or even communicating on any meaningful level. It's the rare evening when you can be yourself and someone else entirely, all at the same time. Enjoy.
Scorpio
It's a day of secrets, and they are as fundamental as someone's identity. If you do unravel one, do everyone a favor and keep it to yourself. There is nothing to be gained by spilling the beans.
Sagittarius
It's the cheeky child who asks for more. Whether they look like Oliver Twist or someone else altogether, it makes you stop in your tracks. You're tempted to say no, but don't. Indulge them instead.
Capricorn
There will be amazing tracks laid today. Little feet will cover more ground than you realized was even possible. The pay off will be great, though, and that's a good lesson for even the smallest of consumers.
Aquarius
No matter how hidden behind masks people may think they are, their desires are completely transparent. It seems as if you can satisfy them with only a token or superficial offering. Don't bother going any deeper.
Pisces
There's no way of knowing who you are dealing with today, and for some reason that doesn't bother you, or anyone else, either. You'll figure it out later -- or not, as the case may be. Spend your time helping others help themselves.
