Your Daily DogScope for September 29, 2024

September 29, 2024



Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.

Aries

There will be a big party tonight, and you could get plenty of scraps to eat if you play your cards right. Be as charming as possible; that's the best way to get what you want.

Taurus

You can hardly remember the days you suffered through your dull and boring routine. The excitement is almost over, but enjoy one more big bang tonight. Your humans will be going full speed ahead, and so will you.

Gemini

What's up with the humans these days? All they want to do is have fun. There will be plenty of action in the doghouse tonight, so you might want to scout out a peaceful place to hide while it's still daylight.

Cancer

There are guests -- again -- but that doesn't mean your domestic bliss has to be challenged. Enjoy the company and get what you can out of it. When you've had enough, retreat to your basket. It's going to be a long night.

Leo

Your owners have a big date lined up for tonight -- with you. You'll all be watching the sunset together. If you can stay awake, that is. If not, it's just another cozy night in the doghouse.

Virgo

There will be a big splash tonight, and it involves your owner. There could be some embarrassment that goes with it, if your human isn't careful, but you'll be there to give love and support when it's all over, just like always.

Libra

There is ever more socializing, it seems. There is even romance in the air. All these human vibes are starting to be a bit much, and you'll be forgiven if you spend the evening alone in the laundry room, and loving it for a change.

Scorpio

Can't a dog get any rest around here? It's not easy to get a good night's sleep with all the hubbub going on in your doghouse, but you'll have to manage. You can always sleep in late tomorrow.

Sagittarius

Your owners may be trudging around all day, but come evening there will be plenty of fun and laughter. You'll be included in the group of humans, so be on your best behavior. You don't need a doggie tux, but do be polite.

Capricorn

Lots of energy was focused on a dinner party, and your owners may be disappointed with who shows up. The mystery guests will have to be forgiven. And anyway, the most important ones will be there, including you.

Aquarius

Tonight is the wrong night to act like an intellectual. Your owners are going to take their glasses off and let their hair down. You might be surprised by what you see, but people can be real animals sometimes.

Pisces

Your owner is in a forgiving mood. Everyone gets a new chance, starting tonight. Got into the trash one too many times? Chewed up your owner's favorite shoes? All is forgiven.