Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
Little humans are doing their share of exploring, so why can't you? It's one thing to go along on the leash, and another to slip out the door. This is not your night of nights, so stay in.
Taurus
Those goodies may smell tempting but the pay off is not what you think. Leave them to the humans. What's with the curiosity? You're not a cat -- you're way too smart to fall for that trick.
Gemini
Preaching really won't get you anywhere. Ringing your doorbell may be offensive, barking just won't make it stop. Do the intelligent thing and accept that, if only for tonight.
Cancer
Gremlins and goblins have you cowering, but don't look to your human for comfort. You'll have to do something about it for yourself. Slipping out the door is the wrong answer, so slip under the couch instead.
Leo
Little humans are having fun, and you want to be out there with them. You just won't get your way tonight, so don't spend the evening pining.
Virgo
You just won't let yourself out of your responsibility. You'll want to get out and go with the gremlins, but someone has to guard the castle from the goblins. It beats handing out candy.
Libra
With so many goodies in one bag, they're bound to share. Do some experimenting. If responses aren't good, just move on to the next goblin.
Scorpio
A scary monster to fight off? That seems too good to be true, especially if it's a monster with a sweet smell. Trust your instinct on this one and don't do any biting.
Sagittarius
They look like they come from Hades, so why is there such a jovial feeling in the air? Let your humans be the lead on this one. If nothing else, simply observe their good feelings.
Capricorn
All the visitors to your house will look like they're from another planet, but are they? It might not seem possible to figure it all out, but it will be if you persevere.
Aquarius
You'll be made to bounce off the walls, not just by one intruder, but by whole groups. If you can vaguely remember something similar at this time last year, take comfort in knowing it doesn't last.
Pisces
Your human thinks you have no place by the door tonight. How absurd! You'll have to work hard if you want them to change their mind, and you can start by not barking without thinking.
