Your Daily DogScope for March 04, 2023

March 4, 2023



Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.

Aries

Don't be charming, be smart. Examine your human from top to bottom, and you're bound to understand their motivations. Then you'll know just how work your way into the biscuit box.

Taurus

If you think spending the day with your human is the only way to have a good time, you have some experimenting to do. It's a good day to spend by yourself, and you'll find plenty of ways to live it up.

Gemini

You'll be starting a lot of projects that someone else can finish. That's right, your owner will be filling in the holes as fast as you can dig them today. But just because it's futile doesn't mean it's no fun.

Cancer

It's hard being as sensitive as you are. You can't ignore the rough edges in your humans' relationship. Things may not be going smoothly, but it won't be long before domestic peace in the doghouse will be restored.

Leo

Trash and the couch -- now that's a good combination. Other dogs may agree with you but your owner never will. Stick to the house rules if you want to earn the big biscuits.

Virgo

Don't let minor setbacks ruin your resolve. The fur going up on one dog's back doesn't mean the rest of the pack won't be happy to see you. Rush right into the dog park without hesitation.

Libra

Burning off your high energy feels good but it does have its drawbacks. You don't get as much attention from others, for one, when you're racing in figure eights. Slow down enough to socialize.

Scorpio

All of your triggers are subliminal. They could be more conscious but that would take some thinking. And you know, even if your human doesn't, that thinking takes a certain way more patience that you have.

Sagittarius

You don't need any preparation time. You'll be instantly tuned in to the big picture. So if you're dragging your human in one direction and they are resisting, insist.

Capricorn

Sometimes being the target doesn't get you the bull's-eye. You have lots of energy for begging and you're totally focused on the biscuit, but you'll have to settle for a pat on the head instead.

Aquarius

How do some dogs maintain their cool demeanor? Intellectual dogs are a breed apart, so don't even try to imitate their behavior. It comes from the brain down. Start at the top.

Pisces

If you're the devoted type, your loyalty extends way beyond your human. That makes it hard when pack members come and go, but think of any change in membership as an improvement.