Your Daily DogScope for March 01, 2023

March 1, 2023



Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.

Aries

If changing your human from a couch potato to a health nut feels as if it's taking forever, keep at it. Think of it as a slow motion sneak attack. Just keep them walking, and they won't know what hit them.

Taurus

Having a good time at the dog park doesn't happen with the same ease as it does with your human, but it should. Start courting the whole pack, and you'll soon have just as much fun.

Gemini

Dogs everywhere want to know your business. Only tell them what you want them to. Leave the messages, then trot on by without giving them anything else to bark about.

Cancer

There's always one dog that has to figure out even the smallest details. Just leave them in the dust. Connect with other dogs that see the big picture if you want to have a good day.

Leo

Your owner isn't the only one with an eye on finances. If your human is trying to cut corners at your expense, they'd better reassess their strategy. No cost-cutting plans should include chow, rawhide or tack.

Virgo

Organizing isn't always necessary, but the herders among you just have to do it. Let them. You can be one of the sheep for a day if it makes a pal happy.

Libra

Your owner is feeling too overwhelmed to socialize, but skipping a walk is out of the question. You can minimize contact with other humans by sticking to the sidelines or walking the back streets.

Scorpio

You'll be unearthing secrets right and left. Your sleuthing abilities are seemingly effortless, but you know how much work goes into following the bread crumbs. Keep making it look easy.

Sagittarius

Don't rush through the gates, no matter how enthusiastic you feel. A dog that drives you crazy is lying in wait. Knowing they're there beforehand is the only way to avoid a dog fight.

Capricorn

You know how much ground you can cover simply by connecting the dots. If your human isn't up for the long walk, you'll have to slip your collar and go sleuthing alone.

Aquarius

How does your owner stay so grounded? It could be they're oblivious to all the details you sense beneath the surface. If ignorance is bliss, then they're onto something.

Pisces

When you meet a new dog, you'll want to start an instant relationship. You don't have to know who you're dealing with to know this is a lasting friendship; all you have to recognize is the emotion.