Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
You got arrested for inciting a peaceful riot, when all you wanted was to say hello. Tell it to the judge -- or the animal control officer, as the case may be. No worries either way; your owner will soon bail you out.
Taurus
Beating around the bush isn't the only tool in your toolbox, and you know just how to hint that you'd like a walk. Drop the leash or stare at the door; you'll get a good response back from your human.
Gemini
You can get anxious when your owner leaves for the day, but once you stop whining at the closed door, indulge a keen awareness of your surroundings. You'll see there's plenty to keep you busy.
Cancer
When there are no voices of authority, the pecking order is open to change. Ignore your internal voice that tells you that you need a boss. If you break out of your shell, you could end up alpha dog.
Leo
Something was taken from you. When you finally get it back, your instinct may be to bury the item so it won't happen again. This could cause bad blood. You have an honest desire to maintain goodwill, so bury the hatchet instead.
Virgo
'Round and 'round and 'round she goes; where she stops, nobody knows! Today is no time for napping on the couch. You're energized by others as you get whipped into racing figure eights at the dog run.
Libra
Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. Now that you've got the intellectualizing done, it's no problem accepting your multifaceted nature. Romp with the cat for a change if you want to experience new things.
Scorpio
After considering things deeply, you decide that that something slipped through the mail slot is a suspicious package. You want to do the necessary shredding, but restrain yourself. Your owner needs to read the fine print.
Sagittarius
Your owner looks to you as the facilitator of small miracles. As in, 'It will be a small miracle if the mail is not shredded when I get home.' Let her know you can be an angel when you're not bored.
Capricorn
Don't yak, yak, yak -- cut to the chase. Why waste time barking at a tail in retreat? Discard the extra bravado and you're more likely to catch your prey.
Aquarius
You enjoy role-playing with other animals around the house. The cat wants to play the lion, then the angel of mercy. Don't resist if you're pounced on, then licked.
Pisces
You've figured out 'the one and the many'. Your owner is the unifying element in your world, your Great Ultimate, and the source of all that you need. Do what comes naturally: adore.
