Your Daily DogScope for July 31, 2024

July 31, 2024



Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.

Aries

If you don't get the exercise you were promised today, you're going to instantaneously combust. Make sure your owner is clear about the urgent state you're in before you resort to drastic measures. After all, you'd rather have a walk than a meltdown.

Taurus

Don't waste your energy on a power struggle. No one can pull on the leash alone. You don't have to pull back just because the other end expects you to. You know how to enjoy your walk as it plays out, even if it means letting someone else control the pace and the direction.

Gemini

Everyone else at the dog park is just as opinionated as you. That makes for an interesting outing or two. You'll have to learn to bite your tongue or risk being taken seriously for a change. What you have to bark about really isn't worth getting into a dogfight over.

Cancer

You're showing off and loving every minute of it. The rest of the world isn't as responsive as your owners are but that doesn't mean it's any less fun to strut your stuff. Brag outrageously, as long as you're sure you can afford it. And you can.

Leo

Your confidence alone is enough to propel you all the way to the dog park and back. You're sure you can conquer any and all problems, on two legs or four. Just knowing that is enough to radiate the kind of vibe others respect. You're doing something right, so keep right on doing it.

Virgo

You don't want to be too rigid with your day, but you don't want to let your humans out of their commitments to you, either. They'll slip their proverbial collars just as quickly as you slip your real one if you give them half a chance. Stick to your walking schedule.

Libra

The details of the day aren't as important as the company you keep. As long as you're with your humans, you don't care what you do. And if they're not around, you'd prefer to spend the day with your favorite furry friend. Short of those two options, nothing but the dog park will do.

Scorpio

Your ego may suffer a nick or a scuff but that doesn't mean your entire ladder-climbing career has to come to a screeching halt. Being stressed isn't the end of the world for a strong dog like you. Imagine you're already alpha and handle yourself accordingly.

Sagittarius

Something will really travel but it won't be you. It could be the tennis balls are flying or the Frisbees are approaching outer space. Either way, you're in seventh heaven without leaving the ground. Your owner is generous in doling it out, too. Enjoy the fun.

Capricorn

Some dogs demand too much of your time and attention while others don't want anything to do with you. It's never the right ones in either camp. The best way to get the equation just right is to stick to your humans for fun and companionship.

Aquarius

Your humans aren't the only ones filled with contradictions. A dog you thought you knew inside and out will surprise you with a sudden change or revelation. The new way you look at them is extraordinary -- until it fades into a distant memory.

Pisces

You and your owners need to get out and go, early and often. It's not just a matter of fun but of physical and mental health. Exercise is just what the doghouse doctor ordered, whether your fellow housemates like it or not.