Your Daily DogScope for July 30, 2024

July 30, 2024



Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.

Aries

Between kids and the smells coming from the kitchen, you're deliriously happy. The only problem is juggling the two sources of temptation. It takes a bit of creativity but you have what it takes to pull it off without much friction.

Taurus

Power struggles are all good as far as you're concerned. Even if you lose, you win just from having participated. Giving as good as you get can be satisfying for a dog like you. Try to indulge in only those that actually net you something to show for your struggle.

Gemini

Some days you can bark until the cows come home and no one seems to notice. Today, though, every little peep is taken seriously. Take advantage of the phase to set some long-dormant ideas in motion. Your life will be better all the way around once they're rolling.

Cancer

A regular walk just won't do the trick. You're in the mood for something extravagant, and by this point in the week, you definitely deserve it. You've been a good dog for days. You can afford to do a bit of pulling to stretch things out for as long as you like.

Leo

You don't have to feel like a celebrity to feel good about yourself. In fact, you prefer fading into the background to being the object of interest. Unless it's coming from your owners, any extra attention you get is like that of the paparazzi. Hide your own glory under a good disguise.

Virgo

Underdog is not your middle name. You may be a little dog but you're no second best or runner up. You're the favorite to win, even on the end of a short leash. Don't brag about it; just know it.

Libra

You can imagine your owners navigating through the big, wide world as they go about their day, but once they walk in the door, you no longer care about the bigger picture. The only details that matter are what kind of walk you're getting and when. Force them to focus on the basics, too.

Scorpio

When there's no one in the doghouse to watch out for you, you're forced to watch out for yourself. You tackle the job with the same ruthlessness and ferocity that you use to guard the safety of the doghouse in general. Don't forget to throw in a bit of self-assurance and composure. Too much barking is out.

Sagittarius

Fortune smiles on you once again! You're home alone -- with an open pantry. Or your owner leaves you in the yard -- with an open gate. There hardly seems to be a way you can lose. You can't cash in any more than you already do, but you can appreciate your good luck to the fullest.

Capricorn

The demanding dogs make your pack almost not worth being a member of. Almost, but not quite. You can fend them off without much more than a growl, so don't throw the puppy out with the bathwater just yet. But keep your ears up for signs that things could get worse.

Aquarius

Your owners take your good behavior for granted and ignore how hard you try. That you can curb your impulses at all is extraordinary. In case they're not sure how much effort you put into being a good dog, a sudden interruption in your efforts may highlight the point.

Pisces

It's pointless to keep your mind from wandering. You don't have much more to do with it anyway. If a danger presents itself, you're alert in less than a second. The mail proves the point each and every day. Let yourself indulge in fantasy.