Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
When your humans try to get out of their commitments to you, it has more to do with laziness than their core values. That's why being as forceful as possible is called for. As long as you do it tactfully, you're simply holding them to their word. No more, no less. Get the leash.
Taurus
You like living as if you're prepared for anything, but there's actually something that's throwing you for a loop. It's romance. Your owner's, that is. A lack of attention from your human is really starting to get to you. Remind them who really holds the key to their heart.
Gemini
Your owners are busy chattering the day away. That's almost the same as saying the cat is away. With the humans too busy to mind the store, you're almost in a position of getting away with more than is good for you. Try not to overeat.
Cancer
Your owner's ship seems adrift without anyone at the helm. Your impressions are correct. That makes them open to suggestions on what to do with their day and direction to go in. You know exactly what to hint at. Start proposing the obvious early and often.
Leo
There's no right or wrong in your worldview, only winning and losing. Strange thing is, the humans who agree with you are exactly the ones who get your fur up. Stick with dogs who share your philosophy but avoid the more animalistic of your owner's friends.
Virgo
You don't care where your owners eat -- formal, informal; the table or somewhere unusual. Wherever it is, they can expect some serious begging from your corner. Today's culinary experiences are no exception to the hard and fast rules of the doghouse. Go whole hog.
Libra
You finally come across a social situation you can't navigate with ease. The etiquette is a bit vague on this one. Being alpha is out of line and being subservient doesn't feel right to you. Take your cues from the other dogs, and don't stop at surface indicators.
Scorpio
Tempers flare at the dog park and at home. Luckily, yours is not among them. You get to sit back and watch the discord grow, not that that's particularly your favorite sport. Pick up some tricks for the next time you're thrown in the ring.
Sagittarius
Restraint is not your forte. There's not much to do but eat today so you'll be tempted to overindulge. But snacking will only ruin some excellent table scraps later in the evening. Look at the bowl and tell yourself, you can deal with not eating. Rinse and repeat.
Capricorn
When it comes to your owners' safety, you can't be too thorough. You're giving the entire doghouse the once over today. It's a top-to-bottom effort that takes much of your energy. Think of it as one of your yearly necessities.
Aquarius
You're feeling strange and you're looking even stranger. In fact, you could almost pass for one of your old relatives, of the long-gone variety. While feeling like something the cat dragged in can be unpleasant, it's not completely awful. There's the day in the basket to consider.
Pisces
What passes for beauty varies from species to species. But one thing you and your humans can agree on is what constitutes a good dinner. You're all satisfied with today's menu, and you even get the lion's share. Enjoy.
